It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Ev'rywhere you go; Take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again With candy canes and silver lanes aglow. It's beginning to look a lot like...
To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not shout, you better not cry, You better not pout, I'm tellin' you why, Daddy's home and I think he's drunk. He's walkin' real slow, he...
A Weegie walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Awwriiiight big man... you know, I just HATE being on benefit, I'd really rather hae a joab." The social worker...
A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.This duck walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and...
I'm loving the music channels right now coz they just play xmas music. Get me in a right old festive mood. It's great fun. "Do they know it's Christmas time at aaaalllllllll"
A bear walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve bears." The bear demands a drink, but the bartender keeps refusing. Finally, the bear, glancing over at a...
Merry christmas Ab'ers, Have a great New Year, A lovely bunch of people, Deserve some christmas cheer. Merry christmas Ab'ers, From adverts to suggestions, Thanks for all your answers, And some realy...
I have met some really nice people on here (you know who you are) and some not so nice people (you know who you are too) but its been great fun. I'd like to wish everyone a very merry Christmas. Love...