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Jude123

Goodnight All!

I'm off now. Have to be up at 6 for work. Going to bed to dream about the new car I've bought. I've finally got rid of my banger!! Thanks for the chat - made me feel better! :o)
22:53 Tue 06th Dec 20057 answers, last by indian 23:25 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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snapdarlich

Ok I'm officially thick

I keep seeing signs such as :-) (-: etc That I get, But :-s ;-p :-D I mean - An s for a mouth? eh?
22:19 Tue 06th Dec 200535 answers, last by Lore 23:21 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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steg

bye the noo

have to go, its been......... well........... different lol :-)
21:37 Tue 06th Dec 20054 answers, last by steg 21:41 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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Lore

The Elephant and the Turtle...

An elephant was drinking out of a river one day, when he spotted a turtle asleep on a log. So, he ambled on over and kicked it clear across the river. "What did you do that for?" Asked a passing...
21:25 Tue 06th Dec 20058 answers, last by In A Pickle 23:07 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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Lore

hehe mud bath!!

is anyone watching the Bratislava V Porto game? mummy's not going to be happy with that pile o' washin' :o(
20:20 Tue 06th Dec 200519 answers, last by Lore 21:19 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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Lore

man goes to the dentist...

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been...
21:00 Tue 06th Dec 200512 answers, last by In A Pickle 23:11 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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dotjhawkes

Lucky escape?

Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that's been hit by lightning. Gives the poor thing a fighting chance i guess, but does this mean they don't like barbies?
20:52 Tue 06th Dec 20055 answers, last by jno 22:50 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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dotjhawkes

Pirates

thought that having an earring would improve their eyesight. (fact) What other kind of ring could improve other bodily performance i wonder, well i didn't but i do now.
20:36 Tue 06th Dec 20055 answers, last by October 22:44 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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ibrox72

aaaaaagh !

Lovenkrands AND Malcom ???
19:40 Tue 06th Dec 20057 answers, last by Gill 05 20:09 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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October

Just in from work

Just got in from work (no, it was not a good day) to find e-mail questionnaire from laptop manufacturer. Some of the questions have totally cheered me up, even though I have absolutely no idea what...
19:42 Tue 06th Dec 200517 answers, last by Lore 22:18 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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johntheplamf

Sky at night

If you look into the North East of the sky and see a star that kinda twinkles red and blue, do not, phone your local observatory, cos apparently it is "NOT" a UFO, but what would they know, eh?
19:04 Tue 06th Dec 200511 answers, last by Gill 05 19:50 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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JamieR

Hi

I have just joined but would like to say how great this site is. Have only browsed through this section recently but the other sections give real good advice, this seems more of a place to chill :-p
18:01 Tue 06th Dec 200523 answers, last by emsey 19:42 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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haysi06

Hi Gill

Hi Gill - cant get onto MSN for some reason -AGAIN, hows your day been?
17:55 Tue 06th Dec 20056 answers, last by Woodsz 19:13 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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Woodsz

Hello

Just testing
17:38 Tue 06th Dec 200511 answers, last by haysi06 18:15 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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ilovetaz

Gill

haz said you wanted me?
17:35 Tue 06th Dec 200512 answers, last by ilovetaz 17:47 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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JackDanielsU

I said half jokingly that

Due to the media coverage of George Bests funeral, that a DVD would soon be available, AND it is. Not official obviously but ghoulish money grabbing pieces of scum have recorded ot of the tv, and...
17:30 Tue 06th Dec 20051 answer, last by Gill 05 17:35 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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bobtheturkey

hello

all guess who :)
16:58 Tue 06th Dec 200511 answers, last by Rubyrose 18:31 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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ilovetaz

Lerts play a game

what do you think ab ed looks like?
17:17 Tue 06th Dec 200514 answers, last by haysi06 18:01 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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wild rose

always wet

why does the shape of a d**k make me so excitable, and i go wild. Have to play with myself.
13:53 Tue 06th Dec 20056 answers, last by lepers 13:58 Tue 06th Dec 2005
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Gooner_Badge

i fooked up

I allowed myself to fall in love and I've been dumped!!! I know that I won't get much sypmathy on here cos everyone has the impression that I'm a <A target='_blank'...
10:25 Tue 06th Dec 200510 answers, last by Rubyrose 13:52 Tue 06th Dec 2005

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