---- BEST SENIOR JOKE EVER A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her...
Haven't had crumpets for ages but weakened and bought some today. Just about to toast them and slather them with butter and jam.All welcome if you're quick.
After our "conversation" the other day about our car.Have just spoken to the garage and this is what has been done.Rear engine oil seal.New fly wheel,clutch and starter.Just wondered what you...
I am making soy glazed chicken and need two spring onions for the recipe. I can't go out as am expecting a delivery. I am thinking of using ordinary onion instead. I can't see it would make much...
Does anyone know the law regarding a lorry carrying flammable liquid parked in a residential car park surrounded by houses and flats and about 200 yards from someones home.
I passed on a recipe for Beef in Guinness (from an AB'er) to a friend to try. All went well until she poured the Guinness in,she had bought lager by mistake.Anyhow she carried on and finished it,said...
Our team just won a local Rotary Quiz.,but one of the literature answers was Raymond Chandler (forgotten the question) but isn't it strange how you sometimes forget the simplest things.
Have just had a new fence and dont want to put brackets on it for baskets any more. I Would like to buy some stands to hang the baskets instead. I imagine I would need wrought iron. Has anyone used...
I'd like to try making some bread. I have got a breadmaker (somewhere in the garage) but was not overstruck on it and the novelty soon wore off.But I seem to end up with a lot of stale bread and its...