talking about gay marriage presenter says "it's been blah amount of years since homosexual acts were illegal" cut to a black and white shot of dodgy blokes dancing like dads...
When talking to someone today, try and use the words "moped" and "anchovy" in the same sentence.
Let me know how you get on. A bag of mackerel is the prize for the best one....
The Bacon was like cardboard. The Lettuce was limper than Larry Grayson. And the Tomato was drier than Gandhi's flip flop. I shall not have another McDonalds Sandwich again. Sorry, I couldn't help...
A friend was in a tea room. She asked the waitress to change a cup, because it was chipped, and got the reply "Oh, they're all like that". Well, quite. What non-excuses have you heard?...
Not been here for a few days..busy between mum's and hossie with dad...he goes in again Friday for next round of chemo..so have popped home to get some housework and gardening done before it all kicks...
Hi Sqad or anyone! OH has just walked out to car and his knee has just gone "twang" at the back and it is so painful he can't bear his weight on it, my neighbour and I have had such a...
I see the answer to a crossword question was St George, is there any evidence at all that anything remotely like a dragon existed,or shall we leave it as a legend
What a cracking day, I have just got back from Studland nr Poole where my beloved TTFN and myself have just discovered a passion for naked water ski-ing. At first there was a bit of a problem as we...