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did he star in the play 'kiddy fiddler on the roof'?

Was a bit early for work at 0740 so I went to the snack van for extra crisps (a van where the owner is quite nice), tripped up the kerb, went my full length in the mud, took a chunk out my hand and...

4getmenot

Have you ever...

deliberately driven passed someone and splashed a puddle up them. I was so tempted to at lunch, passed two police and there was a massive puddle, would have been so easy. :-) And also can anyway help...

karmgirl

Ok now I'm really scared!!

Super duper trooper scared! He's picking me up at 7. My landlady is gonna be in and I don't want to invite him in. Would it be ok to wait on the doorstep outside do you think? I'm wearing smart casual...

Bonehedchico

how many names will i have

to invent? perhaps i should become a serial name maker upperer, perhaps it is exactly what some of you whinging @ssholes deserve?

brumster

Motorbike cuts out

I currently have kawasaki ZR7S it idles fine but when put in gear and revs applied the bike cuts out and stops. I have no idea what this could be i dont think it is fuel or air, i would be gratefull...

madmondeo

Kawasaki KMX 125

Whats the seat height of this particular bike?

Steve.5

Are some NHS resources wasted on the people who they are meant for?

I have just been to the local hospital to visit my mother, as I walked past along the pavement to the entrance I counted 11 people who had drips on, hanging off a ciggie, some were coughing some were...

jrobinson200

Dolphin work

How do I get into Dolphin work, eg, training them, as you see in dolphin parks abroad, or any sort of research with them.......

4GS

Evening folks

What's up?

minnie1974

whats my partner up too?

hi all. Yesterday when sorting the washing i found semen stains on my partners boxer shorts? im really worried. please help?

purplepoodle

Scarborough - opinions please!

Potentially got an opportunity to move to Scarborough soon, for maybe up to a year. Going to go and visit soon hopefully, just wondering what other peoples' impressions of the place are? I'm currently...

knobbs

Oh boy Oh boy

Oh deep joy, as some off you might know what happened at work with me this week (well I know nowkno knows) I told the dip that thought he was in charge and said that he could talk to me however he...

armylad

sir.prize

why do you always have a go at me? I actually like u. Cant we be friends? With people like 4GS around stirring up trouble on here the 6re friend the better?

bigmamma

Hello

Hi lovelies , just got a little time in my busy holiday fun to come on and say hello to you and ask how you are, hope you are well . I am having a great time here with my dear sister and family ....

Jugglering

Absolutely bestest ever thigh slapping music

Whilst travelling home from work tonight (only 1 hr 10 mins tonight hehe), I heard Iggy Pop's Lust for Life being played on Radio 2... well, I simply could not stop tapping the steering wheel along to...

Steve.5

working class life

has anybody read the likes of billy liar, saturday night & sunday morning kitchen sink drama books

willowbee

which poems did this come from?

I happened to catch the last few minutes of criminal minds the other night and one of the characters recited a poem by wordsworth and i can only remeber these words 'in the glory of the night' I would...

martyaber

Oral sex

Was just wondering, i would love to give my girlfriend oral sex, but the only problem is, sometimes there is a really bad odour down there, can anyone suggest anything that might stop that odour or...

weeal

Happy AB Anniversary to wee me

Hiya peeps long time no see, I've been an AB member for one year today - whoop whoop

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