A woman walks into a very crowded bar, and raising her arm to expose a hairy arm pit, she shouts 'Whose going to buy a lady a drink'. Everybody walked away and turned their heads. A drunk at the end... ...
A rich Arab's son said that he would like a train set, so dad went out and bought him Liverpool Street Station, Birmingham New Street Station and Liverpool's Lime Street Station. A little while... ...
A woman asked the local baker to make a birthday cake and said that she wanted to have iced on the top I Suck C***ks. The baker wasn't too sure but decided to carry out the wishes of the... ...
My grandad told everybody that the Titanic would sink, but nobody listened. He told everyone that it would hit an iceberg and many people would die. But nobody would listen, until they got fed up... ...
I have just received my Income Tax Assessment for 2025-2026, and it shows my personal allowance has decreased by £450. Last tax year I was allowed to have an income of £450 more before paying tax.... ...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33383727/jd-vance-britain-free-speech-europe-immigration/ Vice President Vance has launched an attack on the UK in the way free speech is being stifled. Also on his... ...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/33361876/keir-starmer-ditch-visit-farmers-protest/ A visit by Starmer to a building devlopment was blockaded by angry farmers. Rather then face them he scurried off... ...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14378975/Lord-Mandelson-Britain-seize-new-opportunities-possible-Brexit.html It seems that Mandelson believes that we should embrace Brexit, as there will... ...
A man walks into a bar and slumps on the bar stool. He says to the barman 'Give me six double brandies' The barman raises an eyebrow and says 'That's a lot of booze. Had a rough day?' The man sighs... ...
Bond 007 was sitting at the bar and kept looking at his watch. A pretty young lady sitting near him asked 'are you waiting for someone'. ' No' replies Bond 'Q has given me this new watch which is... ...
A thought that has bugged me for some time. I know that science says that man was formed from the primevel soup, but how did the dinosaur become to inhabit the earth. Surely they were not born... ...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/32978694/britain-shackled-eu-rules-brussels-plan/ Is Starmer about to begin the process of taking us back into the EU. Despite always saying that he would abide by the... ...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/32829656/labour-mp-mike-amesbury-court-punch-constituent/ Will this indepenent MP be forced to resign his seat and trigger a by-election? He had a majority of over 14... ...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14195407/Keir-Starmer-worst-prime-minister-modern-history-poll.html A poll has suggested that Starmer is the worst PM in history, and even some Labour... ...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14144201/Fuel-Minister-Liz-Kendall-axed-fuel-payment-pensioners-4million-Notting-Hill-home.html While this is open to all MP's it was only Labour MP's who... ...
I am being pestered by my Energy Company to have a smart meter installed, and for both gas and meters to be changed as they have, according to them, reached the end of their lives. I have no wish... ...
A husband abd wife are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on her wedding night, and said to... ...
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/31685469/starmer-refuses-to-rule-out-council-tax-hike/ Starmer was asked at today's PMQ whether he intended to raise Council Taxes,a question that he refused to... ...
Wes Streeting has announced that in order that the NHS to get more money, they must have reforms, and those failing will not receive any pay increase. Pity the Government did'nt have the same... ...
