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lesblue

I found a woman's naked body in the bushes last night.........

When I reported it to the police, the copper asked "how did you find the body?" "Well", I replied, "The t!ts were OK, but the ar$e was a bit large!!"...
14:24 Fri 21st Jan 201124 answers, last by Groupie 11:42 Sat 22nd Jan 2011
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anotheoldgit

Why should he not be allowed into the UK?

http://tinyurl.com/6xfmdog So Pastor Terry Jones has been banned fro the UK, his crime 'threatening to burn the Koran'. We openly witness Muslims, not threatening, but actually burning poppies during...
11:32 Thu 20th Jan 201111 answers, last by anotheoldgit 16:06 Thu 20th Jan 2011
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marval

The psychic

Linda visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news: “There’s no easy way to say this, so I’ll just be...
16:48 Fri 14th Jan 20114 answers, last by Groupie 11:33 Sat 15th Jan 2011
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chakka35

How do cherry-picking believers decide what to believe?

One would think that a person who could think rationally would be consistent about it. But this seems not to be so. Below is a thread about a chap who rejects God but believes in an afterlife, even...
18:07 Thu 06th Jan 2011168 answers, last by society 22:50 Sat 15th Jan 2011
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Bbbananas

How much can one family bear...?

Some of you may remember, around a year ago, I wrote about my son's best friend who died falling off scaffolding on a building site - he fell backwards, the wheelbarrow & bricks fell on top of...
08:35 Thu 13th Jan 201123 answers, last by DEN53 13:47 Thu 13th Jan 2011
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Groupie

Name that song Last night pub quiz

Composer vaccuming his house at night whilst listening to 80's pop music.
14:53 Sat 08th Jan 20112 answers, last by Groupie 15:19 Sat 08th Jan 2011
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Groupie

Pub Quiz question Name this song?

Composer vaccuming his house at night whilst listening to 80's pop music.
14:43 Sat 08th Jan 201111 answers, last by gazzawazza 12:25 Sat 15th Jan 2011
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sidkid

Carpets

An RAF fighter plane was flying over Afghanistan when he noticed a flying carpet on each side of his plane both with a machine gunner on board. Sensing danger he shot them down. Back at base he got a...
12:54 Mon 27th Dec 20105 answers, last by heathfield 19:15 Mon 27th Dec 2010
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Groupie

Festivities over!!

No more alcohol for me. Cold turkey today....
10:50 Mon 27th Dec 20104 answers, last by Groupie 11:34 Mon 27th Dec 2010
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NazNomad

How much food will you waste this Xmas?

Did you buy enough to feed a small army? Will half of it end up in the bin? Will you 'pig-out' to reduce waste? Did you sensibly buy just the right amount? etc....
11:37 Sun 26th Dec 201019 answers, last by EDDIE51 15:28 Tue 28th Dec 2010
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evedawn

Country of origin of ABers

Ok so most ab'ers seem to be from uk. A few from America too. Any of u from othermoore exotic climes?
20:23 Sun 26th Dec 201019 answers, last by andycappy 21:05 Sun 26th Dec 2010
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Groupie

Hmmm!! Women claiming to multi-task

You're just doing two things more slowly than if you did them one at a time and using the resulting mental confusion to claim some sort of genetic superiority over men who have realised that it's a...
13:08 Sun 26th Dec 20109 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 13:21 Sun 26th Dec 2010
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wildwood

A WORTHY TALE FOR CHRISTMAS

IN THE REAL TRADITION of Charles Dickens! I’ve just heard from a friend in the north of England. He says it has been snowing heavily for three days now. His wife has done nothing but stare...
06:31 Fri 24th Dec 20105 answers, last by zabado 19:59 Fri 24th Dec 2010
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AB Editor

The AnswerBank Christmas Crackers

Merry Christmas! I would like to collect together as many rubbish christmas-cracker style jokes as we can. Remember, they've got to be short enough to go on an unreasonably small piece of paper in...
09:21 Thu 23rd Dec 201043 answers, last by mallyh 13:08 Wed 04th Dec 2013
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wendilla

Paradise my son

LITTLE BOBBY HAS A QUIZ FOR DAD! Little Booby asks his dad, "What's between Mommy's legs? His father answers, "Paradise, my son." Bobby asks, "What's between your legs?" His...
10:24 Sun 19th Dec 20103 answers, last by yelenots 11:13 Sun 19th Dec 2010
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Groupie

Every day is Christmas for me.

I can hear the jingle of Santa's sleigh, I gotTinnitus....
10:41 Sun 19th Dec 20102 answers, last by Groupie 11:09 Sun 19th Dec 2010
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joe.s-b

roasting turkey

How do you ensure that the breast is not dry before the legs are properly cooked
08:53 Sun 12th Dec 201017 answers, last by pastafreak 18:43 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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lindylou16

What do my wife and veterinary gloves have in common?

Who knows
16:18 Fri 17th Dec 20104 answers, last by wildwood 04:07 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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jaydah

job centre

Duck goes into job centre and says "can I have a job" Assistant rings Chippendale Circus to see if they can employ a talking duck. Duck says "I'm a welder"....
19:43 Fri 17th Dec 20104 answers, last by Blonde-Grill 00:37 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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in a mo

Paul Simon On Sky Arts

Has anyone seen Paul Simon on Sky Arts this week Live in concert in Paris France .Brilliant stuff so fresh .the musicians are top of their trade ,catch it if you can ....
13:37 Mon 13th Dec 20102 answers, last by in a mo 22:36 Fri 17th Dec 2010

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