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grasscarp
Man says "I love you". Woman says "is that you talking or the beer?" Man: "It's me talking...... to the beer"....
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I recently heard the word Mufti used by an old soldier and wondered what it means and where it came from. Thx
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unless its history.
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zabado
Avoid arguments with women about lifting the toilet seat .....Pi$$ in the sink
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docspock
Flight of the Phoenix. Hardy Kruger about James Stewart. " That's his problem, he has remembered everything but has learnt nothing"...
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joko
any recommendations? cheers...
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waterbabe
do I have to contact the water board for my leaking stop tap or can I get a plumber many thanks...
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jd_here
Just returned up north from a weekend away down south. Actually saw a BMW on the INSIDE lane of the motorway, is this a record??
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capercallie
How do I reply to kind people who have answered my question????
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A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression. Its called trycoxagain....
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madonna-fan
I am having trouble revising an item i have listed in MY EBAY.When i click on 'revise an item' on the item that i want to revise ebay wants me to login, but it doesnt let me. Can anyone help?...
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Cluck cluck cluck, Mwaaaaaaack, cluck cluck cluck!.
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A 6' 6" Irishman finds a magic lantern and after giving it a rub he is granted a wish.... "I wish for a smaller body so my c0ck will look bigger"
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2 lrishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down and throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says "Why are you throwing them...
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Where can i find informatiom about the deal where solar panels are fitted to your house and un-used units are bought back by the Electricity company.
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I just got a young kitten and want to name him "The Godfather"
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McMouse
An armed, hooded, robber burst into the Bank of Scotland in Princes Street, Edinburgh, and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Scottish...
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lauralane
Why when petrol was at something like £1 a litre years back there were protest but now it's at £1.30 there aren't any? Is anyone else finding the cost of petrol just horrendous?
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boxtops
I'm going to watch tonight, 9pm - looks good. Anyone else planning to see it?
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Whats the difference between car crash and cock rash? Nothing if you're Irish....

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