A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook...
First he hides in the loft, then he escapes after Fizz bumps into a staionary van, now he turns up in hospital dressed as a doctor...are they havin a laugh?
Watching Daybreak this morning the reporter introduced the "finalists" having breakfast somewhere in North West London, amongst them was Razzy the Romanian body popper Wonder if they know...
Tip to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
A Priest and a Hindu making toast, the Priest says "I can see an image of Jesus in my margarine!"
The Hindu replies "I can't believe it's not Buddha."...
How do you stop rice from stodging up? I`ve tried washing it, putting olive oil in the water, forking it through after its cooked, putting it back over a steaming saucepan but it still sticks together...