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My wife said she's leaving me because she can't handle my OCD. "Close the door five times on your way out," I said...
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A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook...
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There's a new website designed for those who enjoy dating supermarket checkout ladies. 'compare the margaret.com'...
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Go on, pick a winner!
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Fella goes for an interview at a farriers..."Have you any experience shoeing horses" "No but I told a donkey to p!ss off once"...
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First he hides in the loft, then he escapes after Fizz bumps into a staionary van, now he turns up in hospital dressed as a doctor...are they havin a laugh?
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Watching Daybreak this morning the reporter introduced the "finalists" having breakfast somewhere in North West London, amongst them was Razzy the Romanian body popper Wonder if they know...
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Hi, anyone know of a paella recipe for one person? Many thanks...
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Geordie Shore, Jersey Shore... Next up, an Irish version: It's called To Be Shore, To Be Shore....
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Tip to reduce weight: first turn your head to the left, and then turn it to the right. Repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.
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I think my wife has gone mental. The other day I asked her what she was reading, but she just ignored me and said "Hello Magazine"....
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Not impressed so far
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A Priest and a Hindu making toast, the Priest says "I can see an image of Jesus in my margarine!" The Hindu replies "I can't believe it's not Buddha."...
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1) to get the remote 2) to go to the bathroom 3) because you're the real slim shady...
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When my wife said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face...
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Ok she can`t sing for toffee but hey ho
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who wants an ode, a chat or a rant?
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How do you stop rice from stodging up? I`ve tried washing it, putting olive oil in the water, forking it through after its cooked, putting it back over a steaming saucepan but it still sticks together...
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Downloaded this football game for my Ipod where all you do is take extremely long throw-ins. Its called the Rory Del-App...

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