A baby seal walks into a bar and sits down. "What can I get you?" asked the bartender. "Anything but a Canadian Club" replied the seal.This duck walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and...
You better watch outYou better not cryBetter not poutI'm telling you whySanta Claus is coming to townHe's making a listAnd checking it twice;Gonna find out Who's naughty and niceSanta Claus is coming...
Im going away on holiday next friday and i've just got struck down with flu. So i want to get better as soon as.
Is there anything that can help? Thank you x x
What does a woman and KFC have in common?After you are done eating the breasts, legs, and thighs, all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.
In a case of "one thing leading to another", seven men, aged 18-27 years, received jail sentences of 3-4 years each in Kingston-On-Thames, England in 1979, after a fight that started when one of the...
At the end there was a message - If you feel you have been affected by this episode etc etc call this number etc etc Can you call if you thought it was sh*t! I'm now stuck with the image of Pat and...
we have our xmas work do this thursday. My collegue (female) has just 3 days to get an outfit, but cant think of any good things to go dressed as. Any ideas? Cheap and cheerful, a character and film...
how come the>one got barred for making up a couple of choccy bar names ?.........get a sense of humour ed....or get another job!!!.....it seems you can be as offensive as you like on here...but you...