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Did You Get A Little Present From Santander This Xmas?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-59826345 ....Programmers today eh! PMSL!...

Phoning Ones Boss

Just a issue someone I know is going through. I know if asked by a potential new employer, that you should disclose any criminal convictions. If Asked is the main point here. Some employers don’t ask....

gulliver1

Looking Towards The Next G/E.

A New poll is saying The Tories are set to lose over 100 seats, five of those belonging to Cabinet ministers, Plus Boris's seat........... The public are fuming at Boris's deceit and Cronyism............

Rondy

Posh Restaurant

When the waitress in a posh London restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't...

gulliver1

Where Did He Spend Christmas ??

A News reporter asked Boris about his whereabouts for the last ten days . Boris Stuttered ...."I've been in"....."I've been in ...err....this Country" then a nervous grin before he said ...."Where do...

ToraToraTora

Looks Like Bojo Isn't Alone......

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59824454 how can you spend £650k on decorating?...

sddsddean

Inhibitor Top Up After Changing Rads.

We've got a 4 bed house with 6 rads downstairs and 6 upstairs. I'm going to change 3 of the upstairs rads. Last time inhibitor was topped up was about 10 years ago. Is it worth topping up the system...

Kardashev

Are You Allowed To Take Your Child To Work?

https://news.sky.com/story/commons-speaker-backs-allowing-mps-to-bring-babies-into-chamber-but-says-debate-chair-should-have-final-say-12505062 ...ridiculous. I like the current speaker but I think...

Hymie

Even Wikipedia Is Too Risqué For Ab.

I see my post with a link to a Wikipedia article has been removed by the thought police. If you want to see the article for yourself – it is the last article under ‘Did you know...’ on today’s...

Hymie

Must See Youtube Video

But not if you are Cressida Dick, Boris Johnson or TTT. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y18CrgFdh4...

gulliver1

Men In Suits

Dominic Raab says the Party that was held in the gardens of No 10 Last May ,with cheese and wine provided by the taxpayer, .....whilst the UK was in lockdown... .........was not a party but a Business...

Peter Pedant

Never Mind Covid - Brexit Minister Resigns!

Bored with reading the same old things? - covid, LFTs, omicron and how to say it? well read this! Lord Frost the Brexit minister has resigned I wonder why that is...

Hymie

More Private Eye Number Crunching

Zero parties Boris Johnson insisted had been held in Downing Street last December, as he announced an investigation into 18 December event to ‘establish all the facts’. 3 further parties that have...

Hymie

Private Eye Number Crunching

£1,640 – Average spend per UK household on home improvements in 2020, a record thought to be due to lockdown making us spend more time at home. £112,549 – Spend by Boris & Carrie Johnson on home...

woodchopper

Remote Controlled Socket

Not logical this one - Replaced the full set of remote controlled sockets in the living room because one controlling the up lighter wasn't working and others in the room were sticking on from time to...

numan

Timed, Blue Badge Parking On 3 Hour Limits

PLEASE can someone help with this? How far away from my original parking place do I have to move (for that one hour) after the 3 hour allotted time is up so that it's not included in the same time...

sp1814

Johnson Vs The Bbc

Is the Prime Minister right to censure the BBC over its reporting of the Christmas party scandal(s) or is he shooting the messenger?...

gulliver1

Downing St Derby

...........................Under starters orders to take over from Peppa.................... Richi Sunak..13/5........Lizz Truss5/1..........Micheal Gove15/2........Jermy Hunt 11/1........Sajid Javid...

ToraToraTora

F A O Gully....

Mozz has already asked this but I thought it worthy of a thread. Would you rather the PM went now so you can crow from the rooftops for a week or have him stay and give Labour the best chance at the...

Roobaba

Is 'Planet Boris' Finally Going To Implode?

Is 'Planet Boris' finally going to implode? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59615564 As a rule I don't get involved in politics, but couldn't resist just this once.. SO FUNNY.. BIZARRE.. YET...

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Did You Get A Little Present From Santander This Xmas?

Phoning Ones Boss

Looking Towards The Next G/E.

Posh Restaurant

Where Did He Spend Christmas ??

Looks Like Bojo Isn't Alone......

Inhibitor Top Up After Changing Rads.

Are You Allowed To Take Your Child To Work?

Even Wikipedia Is Too Risqué For Ab.

Must See Youtube Video

Men In Suits

Never Mind Covid - Brexit Minister Resigns!

More Private Eye Number Crunching

Private Eye Number Crunching

Remote Controlled Socket

Timed, Blue Badge Parking On 3 Hour Limits

Johnson Vs The Bbc

Downing St Derby

F A O Gully....

Is 'Planet Boris' Finally Going To Implode?

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