If not I would like to put my name down now I am not a greedy man so I would be happy to take names and reasons why you should have a share and how much would would be good 4 you.
Its my son's 21st Birthday today - it was 21 years ago today that I was in the delivery room, swearing at anyone that entered the room - I told Mr. Den to f...k off and stop wiping my face with that...
What's your favourite day of the week? Mine's saturday; nice food, no school, don't have to go to bed early to egt up for school the next day, decent tv at night, often activities with cadets or I can...
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller.. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a £30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty...
Where did you have the best breakfast ever, other than home cooked . I havent been anywhere posh, but I think the best Ive had is on P&O ferries on day trip to France!
shes in bed hungover.......... I am gently creeping round the house making no noise. when i am in bed hungover, she bangs every door in the house, hoovers round the bed and puts James Blunt on the...