Today I stumbled from my bed , With thunder crashing through my head, My pillow still wet from last nights tears And as I think of giving up A voice inside my coffee cup Kept crying but ringing in my...
Was he just a man? Or a superhero? Answer: a superhero. With a wicked talent. Notice that all real superheroes have big sideburns. Elvis. And Seth off Emmerdale. And dothawkes.
He was the teacher in Karate Kid. His next of kin asked the funeral director to polish the coffin, he asked how shiny and they said "Wax on, Wax off, Wax on......"