Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No, tanks. I've only got a small garden." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and...
Well I was going to take my friend to see her relative at the nursing home today but she phoned and cancelled as she's got a cold and didn't want to take the germs there. So then I was going shopping,...
Had a full cooked breakfast, this morning haven't eaten all day, just had beef cooked in red wine (or boeuf bourguignon if you want to be posh!) with mashed potates and buttered carrots, and it was...
to recoup the money? A friend of a friend of a friend for this purpose we'll call 'Pam' (not her real name) has just found out that her ex husband 'Tom' (not his real name) is going to be prosecuted...
she's absolutely delightful, very pretty, she's a student nurse. I've invited her to lunch on Sunday. He met her when his friend was taken to hospital after spraining his knee during football...
Just A Reminder to those who stole Electrical Goods in Last Years Riots....Your One Year Manufacturer's Warranty Runs Out Soon. 7 wheelchair athletes were banned from the Paralympics after they tested...
1 Cropwell Bishop Stilton in a jar (think hubby's forgotten this one, he must have had about 3lb of the stuff over the Christmas anyway!) 1 very meaty York Ham bone (Can't be @rsed to make soup) 1box...
Mr Spikey has been drinking beer (about 4 cans alcohol 4.8) his back is now hurting him (from and injury) can he take pain killers? - Eg if he has a few crackers an a little cheese could he take a...
In no particular order mine are (at the moment, liable to change!) 1. Bryan Ferry - Lets Stick Together 2. Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti 3. Taste (Rory Gallagher) On the Boards 4. Jimi Hendrix...
I've noticed several houses have taken theirs down already, how many of you leve them till twelth night - the 6th January (and incidently Mr spikey's birthday!)