If someone burgles you, there are no policemen available to come to your house. If there is a disturbance on your street and somebody is attacked, there are no police available to come out. If you...
The funniest one liner i heard once, A mate of mine plucked up courage to go up to a girl on the dance floor and ask her to dance, she duly obliged, next thing he goes storming out the nightclub, i...
What is the best nickname you have heard and why. I once had a mate who we nicknamed coupon {as in football coupon} because he kept getting filled in {beat up} every weekend. apologies if this has...