I hate Eastenders. Am I alone? On the odd occassion that I do sit and watch it, I make a pact with myself that I'll stay until the word 'family' and the phrase 'cup of tea' is spoken before leaving...
Cheese carries a strength rating and wine has a sweetness/dryness indicator, so do you not think that biscuits should have a dunkability factor? So you can gauge how long you can dunk it in your tea...
As a kid we used to have to watch a public information film at school called 'Building Sites Bite'. It was basically a film of a young boy getting killed in a variety of building site related...