A married couple had been out shopping at the shopping Centre for most of the afternoon, suddenly, the wife realised that her husband had "disappeared". The somewhat irate spouse called her...
Last week I burnt the roof of my mouth with a roast potato. It is still giving me a lot of pain and discomfort, particularly when eating anything hot or coarse. I know I can't put a plaster on it, but...
Oh sh1t, our friend, who 21 months ago was knocked off her bicycle, is now tetraplegic and confined to a wheelchair, fell between wheelchair and settee and broke her leg over Christmas. Poo like this...
So Scotland is to have a referendum on devolution. It is a good bet that the vote will go against the motion. Just wonder if the result would be the same if those south of the border were to asked the...
Hadn't been in bed 20 munutes last night when some kindly neighbour decided to have a dress rehearsal for tonight by setting off a salvo of fireworks. Managed to get back to sleep only to wake 10...
Mrs jd and I wish all ABers a very Merry Christams and a Happy New Year, and for those of you who, for whatever reason, have not had the best of years during 2011, may 2012 bring hope, health and...
My laptop wouldn't connect to the wi-fi signal today.....disaster. Spent ages phoning IT literate friends and tried all their possible solutions. Eventually, 10 year old grandson told me that I had...
...to all you early risers. Looks as though it's going to be quite warm today, although it's raining at present here in the eastern shires. Santa's nearly here, hope you're all ready, we are, almost!...
A very good morning to all you early birds. OH's birthday today so out for lunch, Morrisons is looking favourite at the moment! Who says romance is dead? Also the first anniversary of a dear friends...
Dai had proposed to Megan and been accepted. "But", added Megan, before we get married I must tell you something dreadful about my past life." "No," said Dai, "I won't...
A very good morning to all fellow insomniacs, and everybody else too. Thought alcohol might have been to cause of the insomnia so gave it up a while ago, still only 3 and a half hours on a bad night...
Can anybody give me advice please on the price of a day travel pass, off peak, for London Underground. How far in advance can I buy it, and am I able to use my Senior Railcard. Try as I might I am...