Join a quiz team.....arrive early at the pub.......open a tab......order meals...a round of drinks......take part in the quiz which you don't win.....go home........and realise that none of us had...
Decorator asked me to get him to get silicone to glue trim to skirting board in bedroom. Guy in shop gave me filler saying it was same thing. That was on Monday - I asked decorator will it do - he...
I spent most of my teenage years in the 60s,learning the art of undoing bras and now all these years later I find myself helping my wife every day to put hers on!Life is a sod,isn't it?
Had to say to my Polish decorator on Monday - I am talking to him in sorta signed language - but anyway - told him that if he wanted me to hear him that he had to show his face to me so that I could...
When a couple have a meal and the cost is £150 to £200 and the man says I will pay for that. Next the lady says he was nice but I don't want to see him any more. I would be quite annoyed when I...
I am finally having a guy round to my house tomorrow to do all sorts of work to my house after the flood. to bore you rip up carpet and laminate back bedroom rip up stair carpet I will wash stairs etc...
I spent several hours in the garden today. A few hours after I finished I suddenly became aware of a burning sensation across my lower back under the level of the waistband on the shorts I was...
I am looking at a picture of a suite of furniture that was sent to me via email. It is a good photo but I would like to see it rotated a bit. I am on outlook. Thanks
I love my job but if there is one thing I dislike about it - Latex Balloons. Just had an order come in for later today...12 latex balloons to blow up. This will take my Balloon tally to 25 so far for...
I was watching a debate coming from the Northern Ireland Assembly where most speakers were saying NI should remain a part of the UK. and , that was the general opinion of the rest of the UK. ! It is...
http://www.diy.com/departments/stainless-steel-round-replacement-sink-waste-strainer/1113846_BQ.prd My current plug is broke ie a little hole in the rubber so won't hold water in sink. I have bought...
Am watching Shawshank Redemption and when it first aired here in my house my bro was home from England and he asked me when the guy Tim escaped down the hole via Raquel Welch etc - how was he (Tim)...
Reading Messalina's post about Kompo reminded me of our family cure all medecine..... Guinness mixed with milk and sugar to a froth....to make us grow....well that didn't work.... Malt and cod liver...
Anyone believe that dreams may sometimes be trying to tell us something? I don't mean in any prophetic way (dreams of future disasters etc) but more in the way of our subconscious communicating with...
on telly now.no ceremonial coaches..no fancy big gown..no crown other than it being there..hat in its place.... no Ascot for Her Maj either... bit of a non event..what's she going to say I wonder ?
Hello everyone, today I received a letter from the PIP saying that I scored zero points on everything and that I will no longer be getting DLA. It was also followed by his/her reasons for not awarding...
My phones have stopped responding to having to press option numbers( which seems to be a few now) I phoned BT and they say it has to do with pulse or tone dial. They also say it should be on phone...