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Q. How can you tell if you OH has a high sperm count ? A. You have to chew ... !...
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I was desparate for a couple of cans of tinned tomatoes over the Bank Holiday ... ... but the shops were only open for "Sunday hours" and I left it too late. How nice to be back to normal !...
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It's not been easy to buy tinned tomatoes today, it being Bank Holiday and all that.
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I love Sunday mornings on here. All the people who can't finish their crossies post the clues in Q&P, and this ABer called kayakamina just rattles off all the answers, with little explanations....
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We won today ... Woooooo Hoooooooooooo !!!!!! The visiting fans were quite jolly in the pub (in a "speaking funny" kind of way). =0) Now I'm cold and wet, and my throat is sore from shouting...
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We have bars specializing in Vodka, Cachaca, etc ... ... but not many for lovers of tinned tomatoes. I thought I might open one, somewhere trendy like North Laine, or Kemp Town. I would call it by...
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I've been looking through one of those free "guides to the city's attractions" that you pick up from newsagents. Here are some total "LOL" descriptions ... Description: "The...
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O, tinned tomatoes Thou art so soft, and warm, and red Thou dost remind me of mine bed Except that mine bed Is not ... red...
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I've just bought a whole salmon from Waitrose ... 5.5kg It's for Sunday, when I've got a few pals coming for lunch. I was just going to poach it, and then take the skin off and stick cucumber slices...
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Britain is sending £30m of aid to Pakistan where day to day life is still not back to normal following the recent floods of tinned tomatoes. http://www.google.co....18&ved=1t:429,r:3,s:0 (crikey...
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I'm shocked. I've just been reading about this woman who was caught on CCTV ... ... putting a can of Tinned Tomatoes into a wheelie bin....
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/11071047...
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/...d-lancashire-11080456 The headline says "sex act woman". Then it says she was arrested for urinating on a memorial. Then it says she was performing a "sex...
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... or no ?
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Thank goodness, really ... I'm a bit short of tinned tomato recipes ! I need to get ready now. Be good ... x x x...
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Your current avatar is creeping me out a bit. =0(...
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The best tinned tomatoes are, of course, Napolina. Costco had the today at £5.49 for 12 cans ... that's less than 46p each. That's very good value, isn't it....
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... there's a feature about that big fish !
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NOT EVEN ONCE ! 1. Incest 2. Morris Dancing 3. Caravanning 4. ... ?...
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If God meant us to sleep in wet tents ... ... why did He give us hotels ?...

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