Ever fallen in love, in love with someone, Ever fallen in love, in love with someone, Ever fallen in love ... in love with someone you shouldn'a fallen in love with ? (dum dum ... dum dee dum dum)...
Greek and Roman gods ate honey, mead, grapes, etc. Some of the pagan gods ate goats, and drank the blood of virgins. Voodoo deities presumably eat snakes, or something. But what does God eat?...
How to look silly at the gym ... (me, just now). Walk into the changing room with your iPod still on, with Sweet Child Of Mine blasting. Notice that everyone has looked round at you ... ... because...
If God made us in his own image, is God ... what ?
About 6 ft tall ?
A million miles tall ?
A billion light years tall ?
I'm 5 ft 8 ins. Is God my sort of height ?...
Hey, Chris I've just looked at the "I've Never ..." thread. Talk about a strop ! ... (by me, I mean) Your first post was actually quite funny ... ... and I seem to have had a bit of a mardy....
Is it too late for a game of "I've Never ..."? Or is it too early? Say something you've never done. You only score if everyone else HAS done it. If there is anyone else who has also never...
here you are ... from the goddess os=f style and charisma /// audrey hepburn the only rules you will ever need ... 1. wear mascara 2. stand up STRAIGHT 3. get your clothes tailored 4. lower your voice...
How bored to you have to be ... ... to have a sudden impulse to arrange your DVDs into alphabetical order ?? But what do I do with the James Bonds ? Under their individual film titles ? Or all...
It's tomorrow ... I may have to go back to being a rock chick for the day. http://www.youtube.co...Bq8PI&feature=related Aww, poop ... I never did buy Caress of Steel on CD. Okay ... next time I'm in...
Aaaaaaaaaagh !!! When you're waiting at the filling station, why does the person in front of you ... ... get in their car ... fiddle with their mirror (did it move while they were paying????) ... fish...
Every time I post a joke, someone adds a link to where someone else posted it earlier. But, here goes. A man has been admitted to hospital after a bizarre sex game went wrong. The man was found to...
Alex Ferguson says on the News today ... Wayne Rooney will perform well at the next World Cup. Forgive me, but ... Is this the same Alex Ferguson who squeezed every last minute out of Wayne, even when...