Chav Princess, Cheryl Cole was "attacked" ... ... according to the papers today. How did such an awful thing happen? Well, she was surrounded by "teenage girls" shouting ......
Yay ... !
Next hen weekend ... along with the pink stetsons ...
... I can feel a few vuvuzelas coming on !!!
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I'm reading Macbeth, and I got to this bit ... Inspired by 3 mad old bats, Macbeth plans to murder King Duncan. Then he gets cold feet. Lady Macbeth persuades him to do it (because she wants to be...
So a mafia supergrass, now in jail, has confessed to having disposed of the murder weapon. (you remember I told you that the Police had the WRONG knife ... well, it was true ... ... the Police never...
In the right hand colimn on my page, I have adverts for ... Sussex hotels x 2 Sussex marquee hire (!) House for sale in Sussex ... quite interesting ... £795,000 for 5 beds, just over half an...
The backbone of the starting line-up should be ...
In goal ... Paul Robinson
Defence ... Rio Ferdinand
Midfield ... Wayne Bridge
Attack ... Theo Walcott...
So, you've been to the pub ... ... had a few drinks ... ... and eaten ... ... and then all your pals have gone home. DISASTER !! It's only 10.00 !! And it's Friday ... !!!!!!!!!! OMG OMG OMG ... what...
Driving around today, it occured to me that motorists must fall into 2 groups ... (1) Those who HOLD UP everyone else. (2) Those who get HELD UP. I feel like I've spent the whole day looking at the...