It's Friday night, for goodness sake !
We should all be out, having fun.
I didn't know AB was even OPEN on a Friday night !
Is it just me who's feeling sorry for myself ???...
I've just noticed the flag on bob's new pic. I guess it's hung vertically ... with the "seam" horizontal at the top. Therefore, the broad part of the white stripe should be "highest...
I've managed a couple of hours work ... not looking at the AB screen ...
I'm trying not to look ... but it's ... just ... so ... hard ... Aaaaaaaaghhh !!!!...
Some space x-ray observatory may have discovered a dramatic new black hole. The evidence for this is a shadow, beyond the edge of a distant galaxy. Personally, I think they've got a speck of dirt on...
Thank goodness we have an Etonian back in No.10. Public schoolboys are taught how to lead, and how to be leaders. At "normal" schools, they are afraid of appearing "elitist" and so...
Hey, girls ... what do we think about this ... ?
Cheryl Cole seen out on a date with Will.i.am, apparently !
Rubbing Ashley's face in it, perhaps ?
???...
Okee dokee ... I'm off up to bed (well, strictly, not "up" coz I'm all on one level) ... ... but off to bed for a quick session of self gratification ... and then a good sleep. Night guys....
Great question in today's Daily Star ... (yes, I did buy it !!) If your other half had a chance for a one-off night of passion with their dream celebrity ... ... would you give them permission? If I...
I bet the Camerons are going to have VERY dirty sex in No.10 tonight. Well, you'd just have to, wouldn't you ? Samantha ("Sammy" now?) will sidle up to him, and say ... "So, Prime...
After a campaign based on supposed integrity, Nick Clegg failed to nail his colours to the mast ... ... and negotiated with both sides. Indecisive ... or just a complete snake ? Now Brown has p!ssed...
Would you want any of these place names as part of your address ... ? (All real places ... Google them !). Asbestos ... (Canada) Intercourse ... (Pennsylvania) Tightw ad ... (Missouri) Sp unky Puddle...
Is PR a good idea ? The BNP got 1.9% of the national votes. Under PR, the BNP would be given 12 seats in Parliament. 12 constituencies would have a BNP MP foisted upon them. Well, frankly, I think ......
I went to get diesel this morning. There was a lady at the filling station in a FAB car !! I asked what it was, and it was a "Dodge Nitro". I LOVE it ... maybe as much as the Land Cruiser. I...
Scroo the election, and scroo politics. I'm getting ready to go out, with a couple of glasses, just as liveners. Meeting the gang for a few (more) drinks, then going for dinner, then going to a club....
Should we have a whip round and send in the bailiffs ? He's like some skanky squatter whom you can't get to move out. Next thing, he'll be pinning bedsheets up at the windows, and singing "We...