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Good Morning, Naughty Birds

I have left WBM in bed. He's asked me to come downstairs and start his thread for him. I think I've worn him out. =0) Oh, I almost forgot ... it's a nice day here in Gloucestershire. Should I stay for...
06:28 Sun 23rd May 201018 answers, last by Dris 09:08 Sun 23rd May 2010
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Poor Kate :-(

Kate Moss's house got burgled. =0( Someone stole her Banksey. If you stole Kate's Banksey, please ... give it back....
07:09 Sat 22nd May 201015 answers, last by Booldawg 09:13 Sat 22nd May 2010
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Model Agency ... ideas for name

Give me a few cool names for a Model Agency (fashion ... not glamour). Don't say "Storm" or "Models One" or "Elite" ... that would just be silly....
21:00 Thu 20th May 201074 answers, last by askyourgran 22:15 Thu 20th May 2010
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Today's Menu

As merciasounds seems to be away, I'll do it. Starters Tin of soup ... not sure what flavour, I'll have to check. Blinis and lumpfish caviar. From Waitrose, it's very nice. I think I've got some...
19:07 Thu 20th May 201013 answers, last by Naomicorlett 20:03 Sat 22nd May 2010
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Aww poop ... the funny walk

Just went to the sitting room ... Could feel myself doing that funny walk ... where you think you look fine ... ... and anyone watching thinks it looks hilarious. And then your legs cross over, and...
17:55 Thu 20th May 20107 answers, last by joggerjayne 18:37 Thu 20th May 2010
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Aaaaand ... chill !

I'm back. I survived smelly, ponky, dirty, overcrowded, tacky London ... ... and I've made myself THE BIGGEST ... bloodiest, maryest, Bloody Mary EVER ! My Bloody Mary contains more gloopy Vodka,...
16:31 Thu 20th May 201025 answers, last by joggerjayne 17:23 Thu 20th May 2010
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Bed, anyone?

I'll see you under the duvet. Goodnight. x x x...
21:49 Tue 18th May 201024 answers, last by DrFilth 21:22 Wed 19th May 2010
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Gary Lineker has dumped the Mail

He is no longer going to write a column for the Mail. Well, obviously. A patriotic footballer could not be associated with the raggy tabloid which, as Gary says ... ... has undermined our 2018 bid....
18:39 Tue 18th May 201026 answers, last by daffy654 18:24 Thu 20th May 2010
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Order of sexiness

In today's Times (not my usual paper), there are 5 celebrity dieters ... Naomi Campbell Gwynneth Paltrow Katie Price Jennifer Aniston Kate Moss So, guys ... how do they rank in order of sexiness?...
09:49 Tue 18th May 201049 answers, last by tonyted 18:15 Tue 18th May 2010
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Ban the Mail from 2018

So the Mail have handed FIFA an excuse to cancel our bid for 2018. Well done, the Mail. If ... by some miracle ... the England bid is allowed to continue (despite the efforts of the nations most...
08:31 Tue 18th May 20102 answers, last by anotheoldgit 11:09 Tue 18th May 2010
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Christianity and Cannibalism

The early Christian missionaries tried to convert the South Pacific islanders away from cannibalism. But if God did not want us to be cannibals ... why did he make us of meat?...
07:21 Tue 18th May 201017 answers, last by joggerjayne 09:24 Tue 18th May 2010
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Mail on Sunday ... sleazy rag

So the nation's grumpiest paper has also become the nation's sleaziest newspaper. Do anything in complete private, and the Mail's sleazebag Editor will print it, to make money. Katie Price's toddler...
19:56 Mon 17th May 201011 answers, last by joggerjayne 08:22 Tue 18th May 2010
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Mail on Sunday ... For Funks Sake

So the nation's grumpiest paper has also become the nation's sleaziest newspaper. Do anything in complete private, and the Mail's sleazebag Editor will print it, to make money. Katie Price's toddler...
19:20 Mon 17th May 201012 answers, last by Steve.5 20:27 Mon 17th May 2010
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Dear Kayakamina

Okay, okay ... time to eat my words ... figuratively, not literally. I have a total mental block on one of today's clues ... 6D. Nice environment (7) R _ V _ E _ A (or have I got one of the letters...
19:02 Mon 17th May 20106 answers, last by joggerjayne 19:11 Mon 17th May 2010
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discrimination over your hair

There are shampoos for blondes, brunettes and redheads. Guys have preferences for blondes, brunettes or redheads. There are even websites for blondes, brunettes and redheads ... (err ... apparently)....
09:58 Mon 17th May 201015 answers, last by tamborine 10:19 Mon 17th May 2010
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discrimination over your school

Most of us have no choice about the school to which we are sent. So shouldn't it be unlawful to discriminate against someone on that basis alone? Gordon The Moron pinned his election hopes on ......
08:59 Mon 17th May 201047 answers, last by LoftyLottie 11:12 Mon 17th May 2010
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Guardian Crossword - Monday

I need help with today's Guardian crossword. I don't want to actually DO the crossword ... I just want to fill in the grid. I feel much better when the grid is filled in. Could someone tell me the...
07:36 Mon 17th May 201019 answers, last by joggerjayne 09:29 Wed 19th May 2010
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THAT penalty ... OMG ... LOL

I saw the Portsmouth penalty on the News. OMG ... I could have saved that !!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL...
20:55 Sat 15th May 201015 answers, last by Booldawg 15:28 Sun 16th May 2010
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I think I'll go to bed ...

... now.
20:48 Fri 14th May 20104 answers, last by joggerjayne 21:02 Fri 14th May 2010
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I have found solace ...

... in ice cream.
20:01 Fri 14th May 201016 answers, last by piggynose 09:40 Sat 15th May 2010

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