A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the Yellow Pages to find the phone number for 'Bear Removers'. He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be there in 30...
A guy goes to a hospital and asks to be castrated. The surgeon refuses but the guy insists that he wants to be castrated and even offers to pay for private treatment. Eventually the surgeon agrees to...
Hi, Two months ago I recieved a mystery payment of ?525 into my current account. I went into the bank and we could not trace who the payment was from as the name of the person who sent it I did not...
I bought a Panasonic DVD recorder at a well known department store around four months ago, it worked fine when I bought it, but now it is not working properly and the store took it back to be repaired...
I was shopping in my local shop and took my purchases of cans of lager and cider to the checkout. With me was my son and his girlfriend both aged 17, they bought sweets and left before me. The...
Since school's let out, I have been watching quite a bit of Law and Order, SVU (Special Victims Unit). Say that one lawyer calls a witness to the stand and begins asking questions. Sometimes, the...
Just to let you know that mrwarpig called thepolice last night and they will not be paying for the repairs/replacement of the door. As Annlinda said before, apparently because the police went to the...
I have been having some issues with a member of staff at the sports hall where I play badminton twice a week. When I play I get quite hot and as the hall is very poorly ventilated I take my t-shirt...
Been told to put this here from chatterbank.. I live in a cull-de-sac and 4 of the neighbours next door to me never put their wheelie bins back to the rear of their houses even after being emptied....
Hi all,does anybody know the piece of music played at the beginning where jac is lying in the hospital bed in last nights episode(18 june 08) as I think I know it but i'm not 100% sure though....
I am fully comp. Sole driver myself. Can I get cover for my son in law to borrow my car Friday noon to Monday noon.? I am with Tesco and seek advice before I ring them. Thanks Georgic
My mechanic say i need a new abs unit which is not econmic to replace taking into account the age of the car. Is this something which could be easily replaced cheap;y with a used part? It does not...
Someone has asked me to find out some information on this concert for them. They said it was on TV some years back and filmed in black and white. Any information would be most helpful. Thanks
Who are PER? They request licence fees for music CDs played in shops. They claim to use the fees to subscribe towards musicians....anyone know any musicians who have benefitted from this organisation?...
When i try to access Orange webmail from the Orange homepage my screen freezes. I can get into the website ok and there is no problem with searches, just access to the wevbmail. The address line shows...