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Joke

neighbours children

My neighbours daughter spends most of the summer, with the children who live next door to her, kicking her football over our fence. She then constantly hammers on our door. What would be the best way...

mitsy

Kitchen paint

Anyone got any ideas for the colour of my kitchen, the cupboards are quite dark, kind of like country style ones, also any suggestions on the floor? at the mo I've got lino tiles down, but I can't...

wired

Carpet shampooer

Hi, can you recommend , make and model, of a really good carpet shampooer,Thanks in advance

sootie

colour of bathroom accessories

i have a black and white tiled bathroom what colour should i have my towels

chelsea25

Help! Leather sofa ruined?

Spilt tea on my sofa, wiped it off with damp cloth and its took the colour off the sofa and left a pale mark? What can i do now?

CatCoop

Grey Bathroom Suite

We've just been given a second hand bathroom suite in whisper grey. What colours will complement this? I don't want it too masculine or too feminine but want a fresh and clean feel. Many Thanks!

pomsta

pavements outside house

does anybody have an idea how much the council charge to drop the kerb outside our house??? is this a standard charge or does it vary from borough to borough??? if its any use l live in...