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: A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked Robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily The babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave...

Frankieola

Does anyone do 100% Mortgages any more?!

I'm renting at the moment and the landlord has just announced that she is selling up when my tennancy runs out. I would like to buy the property but dont have any deposit or any means of borrowing it...

Zuriel

JoJoJoJoJoJoJoanna.........

Anyone remember her,is she still around? She used to put up really abstract questions!...

Leapers

How long would you wait?

HI i was just wondering how long would you wait to sleep with a new partner, when things are going well so far?

marval

Lettuce

A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check in at the front desk, and the receptionist gives the groom a key to the bridal suite. The whole evening, the people in the...

marval

The Life of an Egg

If you think life is bad.......How would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You only get eaten once. It takes 4 minutes to get hard. Only 2 minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11...

alaking

How much does the human eyeball weigh? Has anyone any idea!!

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punctuation

Any punctuation experts out there? Should there be an apostrophe in the word Hallowe'en ? I feel that there should be. Does anyone know?

Bobbisox

October tomorrow, has anyone started their Chrissy shopping yet?

I will start this week, I love the Christmas prep. When do you put your tree up?, mines normally the 1st weekend in Dec. do you love it or loathe it, the bright lights, the crowded shops carol...

littlegriff

why are companys getting so prejudice

i applied for a job as a chemist assistant last week, and received a letter today stating that i can not be considered for this position as i dont have a driving license !!!!!! why? the chemist is...

middkazsam

good afternoon girls boys men and women :)

good afternoon girls boys men and women :) how are all of you today its beautiful sunshine here today (lincolnshire) but i have nothing to do :( what are all of your plans today x...

ummmm

What makes you feel ill?

I can't bare to watch someone put wood in their mouth. Which means I never let my kids finish an icelolly. I also have to have at least 3 attempts to brush my teeth in the morning....I usuaully get...

pericat

Anybody here ever been on a jury?

Is it the same in Britain - can you get called at any time

sara3

ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! help me please!

I just put the rubbish out as the bin men come tomorrow. my wheelie bin is COVERED in white maggots, inside and out! I've looked with a torch, they were all over my doormat by the kitchen door...

EDDIE51

2 Irish workmen

There were 2 Irish workmen in a field and a woman was watching them. The first guy would dig a hole and then the second guy would come along and fill it in again. The woman watched for a while until...

what..the?

Pee bottle for the nurse to test

Does the pee have to be really fresh or is it ok as long as it's same day? Thanks in advance...

fredpuli47

Wartime 'C C ' mark

In the days of wartime rationing, clothes, blankets etc were marked with symbols that looked like 'C C ',.in art deco writing, to show they were made to government approved standards. Was this really...

JonnyBoy12

Has anyone ever been attacked by a domestic cat?

Bbbananas

Soon to be taken up the aisle...

My best mate's wedding is now only 2 days away. I am Best Woman and making a speech. My daughter is bridesmaid. Lil is that excited she's had to bulk-buy the Tena pads. At last, the date of September...

sparralegs

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