Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle...
What is the difference between the Kray brothers and a Tax Inspector? No - I couldn't see one either. A young hotshot graduate gets a job as a Tax Inspector with the Inland Revenue. His first...
I know this question should be put in Law, but this really is very urgent, and I would appreciate any advice on this from anyone who has has a similar experience. Last weekend I spent 3 nights in a...
seems like our Johnathon is a proper geek ! He goes to said hotel and is NOT sick but smears human excretion all over the shower walls. Man is a geek, bus driver in his 40's from Shropshire by all...
Car parked near our village train station. Vauxhall Vectra T reg. Broken drivers side window , glass on road and missing bonnet. Later in day , saw chap standing by car. Turns out he has just returned...
I recently sent my God daughter a fairly generous cheque in anticipation of her wedding as she and her boyfriend are living in rented accommodation and saving up for their first house. I know the...
Is there a song that gives you an instant lift? No matter how fed up I am, if I hear "Runaway" by Del Shannon, it immediately puts me in a better mood. (Perhaps I am giving my age away now!)
As the title suggests,what is your favourite fruit and why?? I do like purple grapes, and yet I do like nice juicy peaches and nectarines.I will have to go for the seedless purple grapes I...
Max has contacted me tonight and asked me to pass on a message to her fellow Abers. Last night she unfortunately had her laptop and camera stolen by some new found 'friends' and it means she will no...
OK. 15 years ago, we were given a slow cooker as a wedding gift, and I am ashamed to say I have never used it! It is still in the box, in immaculate condition, but having read some recent posts and...
I was always under the impression that tined food was good for 10 years +. However we have loads of tins of food, that have expiry dates going back to Jan 2007. I've told my wife they are ok to eat...
Just in case you get the chance to see them: The Eye is great, (not quite The Ring, but what is) One Missed Call - quite good, last 20 mins are chilling Unrest - worst movie ever.