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The birds & the Bees (Adult)

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her 6 yr old daughter walks in. “Mummy, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well...

marval

How Big?

A hunter walking through the jungle, found a huge, dead dinosaur, with a pigmy standing beside it. Amazed, he asked, "Did you kill that?" The pigmy said, "Yes." The hunter asked,...

Psybbo

She's back

Watch out all, the esteemed Lady_o is back

kloofnek

32GB pen drive

How many,approx.,files etc will a 32GB USB pen drive hold?

percypineapple

birthday present for 90 year old woman

Hi All, present ideas required for around £20. she is still mobile, walking into town and back every day, likes crosswords, doesn't cook. she has got all She needs, so makes it very difficult....

dennisb66

We are regular eaters of John West canned Sardines in tomato sauce for breakfast, A couple of weeks ago I noticed one of the tins had hardly any fish in the can .I weighed the fish at 40gramms when it...

factor-fiction

Team GB?

I still don't understand why the team is called Great Britain (as written on all shirts) and the national anthem is described as the national anthem of Great Britain when the team includes athletes...

thenry

Insomnia.

It starts about now and ends on Monday morning about 60 hours later. Any advice ?

JonnyBoy12

Where can I buy a pet sheep to keep at home?

I would really like to know where I can buy a sheep as a pet in the United Kingdom. Would I buy one at a market as I am sure that pet shops would not have them? How much would one cost as well? I have...

sandyRoe

A robotic machine from another planet lands and it's armed with a lazer...

If you were a Martian would you view this as aggressive?

abstibus

Lido

I have 2 questions: Why do Lidl staff always look so miserable? Why is there such an apparently high staff turnover?...

marval

Knickers

A customs officer decided to search the luggage of three young women waiting to board a plane at Heathrow. The first was from London. "I see you have seven pairs of knickers in your luggage,...

tinkerbell23

Perception...something to think about?

Washington, DC Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. The man with a violin played six Bach pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approx. 2 thousand people went through the station,...

MASS1961

Bolt Again?

In less than 10 minutes the fastest man in the world will be crowned. If Bolt gets the start then it's in the bag and probably beat the world record. Whatever happens it will be a fantastic race. Any...

NoMercy

What was the last thing...

...that made you gasp...???

excelsior-1

what do they mean?

the letters PMSL i occasionally see them in peoples posts....

queenofmean

Getting Antsy

over tomorrow...my brain needs a distraction....any ideas :)

joggerjayne

Let's Get The Party Started

Question arising from a chat with a pal recently ... You're invited to a party at 8.00pm Do you turn up at 8 and get the party started? Or do you turn up later, hoping that other people will have...

gness

More water talk

I have finished the hole for the pond! Yay! Can now finish the trench and move the shed. Only problem is I had to strip off in the utility room as I was head to foot covered in wet mud and clay. Now...

EvianBaby

Rain soaked washing...

If you put a bunch of washing on the line to dry and it had gone through a cycle of getting dry and re-soaked by rain again about 5 times due to you being too lazy to get it in, would you rewash it in...

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