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gness

I am So

going to miss the Olympics. Hope the Paralympics bring as much joy and won`t Sports Personality of the Year be fun?
21:23 Sat 11th Aug 201214 answers, last by gness 23:10 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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Bazile

That Bolt Fella Again

That must have pi**ed you off AOG ? Never mind , it's all over now ....
20:12 Sat 11th Aug 201222 answers, last by bazwillrun 10:08 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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rabet

diving

Olympics again ~ why do the divers go into that little pool after each dive?
20:39 Sat 11th Aug 201212 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:15 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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pugthedog

closing ceremony

why have we to put up with paul mccartney again it's time he packed in
21:09 Sat 11th Aug 201256 answers, last by parkdale 00:11 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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marval

Explosion

A terrific explosion occurs in a gunpowder factory, and once all the mess has been cleared up the inquiry begins. One of the few survivors is pulled up to make a statement. "Okay Simpson,"...
15:29 Fri 13th Jul 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:25 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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Jemisa

Teddies...

A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely...
11:35 Fri 13th Jul 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:22 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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madiba

The Good Doctor

I AM A good doctor about to be struck off, just for having sex with one of my patients - ten long ryears training down the drain. The British Veterinary Council  need to take a long hard look at...
11:34 Fri 13th Jul 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:21 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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madiba

Good News For Mice

SO SCIENTISTS claim to have found a cure for cancer in mice. Big deal. That's great news if you happen to be a mouse.. Why don't these idiots try finding a cancer cure for people? After all, it's us...
19:31 Thu 12th Jul 20123 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:18 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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madiba

Dangerous dogs

IT SEEMS very unfair that people brand certain dogs as 'dangerous'. These dogs spend less that 1% of their lives biting people and yet they are branded as dangerous. 99% of the time they are not...
12:15 Thu 12th Jul 201212 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:13 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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madiba

Your local Supermarket

I'VE HEARD that supermarkets waft bakery smells around the store to subconsciously encourage customers to buy bread. I can only conclude that my local Netto supermarket is trying to encourage its...
00:45 Thu 12th Jul 20128 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:11 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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wendilla

Spacestation sighting over UK this evening

1st sighting 9 07 pm for 5 mins SSW departing E 2ND sighting 10 42pm for 5 mins WSW departing E It has been visible on the early sightings before dark as long as the sky is clear. Super sighting last...
16:59 Sat 11th Aug 201219 answers, last by Zacs-Master 15:55 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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EcclesCake

Bored....

Not strictly true but am home alone watching the Olympics, got the last couple of chapters of my book to get through. I'm not particularly hungry so can't amuse myself in the kitchen. How should I...
18:24 Sat 11th Aug 201216 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:30 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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marval

You Will

Fred was admitted to a hospital for a cerebral aneurysm surgery. Just before the operation, a worried Fred asked the doctor, "I heard this operation is highly risky. What are my chances of...
18:17 Sat 11th Aug 20123 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:39 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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Random-Hero

Which Roads Could I Practice On?

I am 23 with a provisional license. I have a 600cc motorbike. I know how to ride but obviously cannot go on the roads until I pass my full motorcycle test. My motorcycle is without MOT/Tax/Insurance....
16:17 Sat 11th Aug 201214 answers, last by methyl 21:38 Thu 16th Aug 2012
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lcg

morning!

why, oh why.....am i awake? i don't have to be at work until 1pm. salutations!!! ;o) x
04:06 Sat 11th Aug 2012103 answers, last by NoMercy 09:02 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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brenda

Has Tom Daley

dived this evening --- if so how did he do ?
21:30 Fri 10th Aug 20127 answers, last by lankeela 22:58 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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owdhamer

Peroni

Was talking to my nephew last night, and told him in the Three Crowns Peroni was £4 20, he then informed me in the posers pub ,the Farras arms it was a fiver,and this is in one of most deprived...
20:50 Fri 10th Aug 201211 answers, last by Duncer 22:48 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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wendilla

Spacestation sighting over UK this evening

First sighting is at 9 17 pm for 5 minutes SSW departing E same direction as last night. It may not be quite dark enough but if the sky is very clear I have seen it when not quite dark. Second...
17:00 Thu 09th Aug 201226 answers, last by wendilla 21:32 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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Bazile

Lights Out

A wife comes home and turns on the lights. They flicker. “Honey,” she asks, “can you fix this light switch?” The husband replies, “What do I look like, an...
15:19 Fri 10th Aug 20121 answer, last by JonnyBoy12 19:21 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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webbo3

Just waiting for the mass assent.

Just waiting for the mass ascent at this years Balloon fiesta here in Bristol, hopefully the wind will bring them over my house and we should see over 100 balloons of various shapes, colours and...
16:47 Fri 10th Aug 201210 answers, last by EcclesCake 19:11 Fri 10th Aug 2012

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