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The plumbers joke

Why couldn't the plumber get a date? Because he was a real drip! Why did the plumber retire early? He was flushed with success! Why did the plumber start dancing? He knew a little tap! Why did the...

Jemisa

The End. No More.

Although this is not a joke I thought I'd put it here for joke fans to see. From now on I am abstaining from contributing any more jokes. I have found of late certain people have spoilt the fun of...

marval

Cameron

Prime Minister Cameron walks into a bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning, could you please cash this cheque for me"? Cashier: "It would be my...

Gizmonster

I was chatting up a lass last night ....

.... and everything was going fine. I asked her where she was from. She replied, "Oldham". So I did ...... and that's when she slapped me .........

wendilla

Spacestation Sighting over UK this evening

Only 1 visible sighting tonight. 10 32 pm or 5 minutes W departing E...

Samblain

Olympics ... your Highest and Lowest moments?

Has anyone done a ... ... "What was your Highest, and your Lowest, moment of the Games? ... ... thread?...

mrs_overall

What is your mode of transport?

I have my trusty pushbike and a VW Polo

Bazile

Misuse of words

What misuse of words do you frequently hear . I have just heard someone state that they 'writ' it down - instead of 'wrote' it down...

thejudderman

Jaguar x type diesel MPG

Does anyone own a Jaguar X type 2.0 diesel that can tell me the MPG? The road tests say ... Urban 37mpg, extra urban 62mpg, and combined 50mpg. I find all that hard to believe so can anyone with...

jan01

Leg cocker!

HELP!! can anybody suggest how I can stop my dog (1yr old puppy) cocking his leg in the house??.... the back door is always wide open...it's driving me crazy!!! arghhhhh!!!! I have never had dogs...

Ric.ror

Tea tonight

Well I've just had a bowl of cereal and am about to make a wrap with lettuce and harrisa which is nice and spicy

Bambiagain

Help with wedding speech needed

Sorry, I have no idea what category this fits in, which is why I'm putting it here. Quite simply, who can advise me on how to phrase the beginning of a speech that I am translating into English. The...

237SJ

Anyone work in a bank?

Have bank branches got a little button that the staff press to get the manager out of his back office when someone deposits a largish amount of money in their current account? Not a panic button, but...

Mick-Talbot

So

Looking forward to Christmas ?

cupid04

google homepage.

Google homepage is bare for the first time in days. Spooky!

Jemisa

"Olympics"

A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days believe it or not the athletes performed naked. To...

JonnyBoy12

How deep is the diving pit at the Aquatics Centre in London?

I have googled this question many times but can not get a straight answer out of anyone. How deep is the diving pit used in the Olympic Games? I would think it would be deeper than the main pool which...

dave50

What were the remote control cars for that were running around in the middle of the stadium during the games?

Anyone know?

firewatch

was i

The only one not to watch the closing ceremony?

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