Just been back to London after about six months. I know I have approx. £25.00 on my card but both entering the underground today and leaving again several hours later, no figure appeared on the...
hi, i was born after 24 oct 1967, ive foorgot my age , i forget it all the time. this is not a joke. i forget everything, i leave something sitting for a minute and then i forget where i put it. i...
When Craft was born, her parents, Mr and Mrs Petulengro, had decided to name her Thumbelina. Then Mrs Petulengro was idly glancing through her medical notes the midwife had left on the bed when she...
RIP Neil Armstrong.
The man responsible for the United States most unique achievement:
planting the Stars and Stripes somewhere without resorting to mass murder....
Sorry to be so ignorant of teenage slang but will you tell me exactly what a 'hotty' is supposed to be like? I realise it is a desirable state to be in but what state and what are they supposed to do?...
A young man went to a carpenter and asked, "Can you build me a box that is two inches high, two inches wide, and fifty feet long?" "Hmm..." mused the carpenter. "It could be...
Wasn't sure where to put this, so CB is as good as any. I HAVE A SAT.NAV. I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav...
Do you have it on all day? When does it go off? I put it on as soon as i get up! Mum dosent. I wasnt allowed tv on before school AT ALL. We have news on during dinner, and i usually fall asleep with...
Now I know I am going to sound like I am a sex addict, but me and my partner have recently been having sex twice a day every day, for the past week and a half, before he made me come nearly every time...
I have just taken up occasional smoking but only socially, and really need to know where you can buy cheap fags online. There used to be loads of stores which sold them but as I recall they charged...
I phoned the gym last week and asked if they could teach me to do the splits. "How flexible are you?" asked the instructor. I said "I can't make Wednesdays or Fridays" I think my...
My daughter passed away recently after completing the second full time year of her BA(Hons) degree. She also did a one year full time Diploma in Art & Design before starting her degree. As it...
