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marval
One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner. One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut his food. The other was a stick with four smaller...
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nat_84
Ok having a discussion with my mates in wetherspoons yesterday (4 girls). Started talking about sex and basically my mate had just come back from holiday with her man, and they were going through a...
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slinky.kate
what kind do you wear,men included
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johnrambo18
does anyone else find it annoying that some brands of car seem to have their headlights on permanently - even in bright sunshine?
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joggerjayne
He's still in that bleeding house, getting to know the locals. And the narrative still revolves around the life histories of the Vangar family. Does anything happen in this bloody book? Is it worth...
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johnrambo18
what happened to Polish lifter Marzena Karpiska as she was not at the Olympics?
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madiba
A man checks into his hotel on a business trip and, feeling a bit lonely, he thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.  He looked in...
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sherrardk
Just wanted to sing the praises of Aldi hay fever tablets, they cost a fraction of the cost of branded tablets - not advertising as such, just wanted to give people a chance to save money. (Putting...
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Connorjoyce
My parents restrict my freedom to the age of a 10 year old, I am not allowed to stay out at friends houses (never have been allowed). My mum texts me every hour to see where I am and what I am doing!...
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tonyav
She has released a statement saying she is pulling out of the Olympics through injury.
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princerupe74
I'm putting this in News because the Olympics is the biggest news right now. Most of the British competitors who've thus far failed to medal (this is an accepted verb now, it seems) have said things...
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starone
Good news! Duncer's solution worked. The ants have gone although I am keeping plenty of cheap washing up liquid handy in case they decide to come back. They may still be lurking. Duncer's solution was...
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marval
A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard...
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Mick-Talbot
Isn't an Olympic event. Well done Phil...
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NoMercy
With new members finding us everyday, how should we greet them or put them through their paces? ;)
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lardhelmet
I think it's spelt something like Clauyhaler? Management's gone on the wagon for reasons which I won't bore you with here and wants to try this stuff. Does anyone know anywhere in Bedfordshire that...
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NoMercy
We are having Steak burgers and jenga chips. How about you?...
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paul1763
just wondering does anyone know if its legal to tow a car to a scrap yard if it doesn't have tax, insurance & mot.
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magicmick
The wife and I were having a ride out in the country when we came across a turkey farm, as we were going by I said "hang on I'm sure that turkey had three legs" so I pulled in by the fence...
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porkchop
A son of a friend of mine says he got 69% in exams and if he had got 1% more to equal 70% it would have been classed as 1st Class honours. As 2nd class honours ranges from 60% to 69% would it be...

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