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I am just wandering...

Clearly i spend too long on Answerbank as I have noticed how many posts, mainly from new posters, end with the sentence "I am/was just wandering....". A quick check using the AB search box...

maggiebee

The World's Most Beautiful Woman

Beyonce has been named the world's most beautiful woman 2012. Damn, thought it was me but I wasn't even in the top 10.

Elspeth

Increased postage costs

In view of the increased cost of postage, our hobby is going to be quite expensive in terms of postal entries. The Daily Mail has always indicated that a second class stamp is sufficient for their...

murraymints

your first record ?

Remember the very first record (show my age ) you bought..mine was ..... Love grows where my Rosemary goes...Edison Lighthouse..bought it in woolies in Dalkeith for 7s 6d....

excelsior-1

off to bed now

am up at 4am tomorrow for early shift .... goodnight folks

theonlyone

Back after 2 years.....

and the site has changed alot ....

excelsior-1

what would be your ideal or ultimate meal? three courses only (excluding drinks) mine would be:- starter ... pheasant pate with sesame toast min course ... chicken kiev, smooth mash potato, brocolli,...

chi-chi66

ICE CREAM MAKER.......DO YOU OWN ONE....WHICH ONE?

Just read another thread, and only last week was wondering about one, are they worth the money? complicated?

ClinkatyClank

office Cleaner

Has anyone of you lads ever fancied a cleaner ? We got a new cleaner in the office, she's friggin hot ! I never expected to fancy a cleaner :p

marval

Naughty parrot

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She...

Fanriffic

Swimming Pool Etiquette

I went swimming at my local baths yesterday and decided to take a sneaky pee in the deep end. The lifeguard must have seen me though, he blew his whistle so loudly I nearly fell in....

Hopkirk

Sheep in the rain

If I stood outside in the rain, wearing a thick woolly jumper, I would end up thoroughly miserable. The jumper would be heavy, sodden and useless. How do sheep get by?...

looobylooo

Happy Birthday Tinkerbell!

Have a lovely day! :o) xx

wendilla

Spacestation sighting over UK this evening

8 48 pm for 4 mins WSW departing SE Second sighting 10 23 pm for 2 mins WSW departing SSW Russian cargo ship has docked at the station....

grahamlong

would 500ml of paint, be enough for up and over garage door

Dear good AB'ers would 500ml of paint, be enough for up and over garage door - thanks AB'ers GL

Ric.ror

Happy Birthday to Will Shakespeare

I always think its a nice co-incidence his birthday is on St Georges Day

RATTER15

Condoms

Guy went into chemist "Give me three packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Guy: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."...

annie0000

Lifetime of a stair carpet?

How long would you expect a stair carpet to last? Asking because we recently replaced our threadbare one (wool) which had been down for nearly 10 years and my OH has just said that he would expect to...

MissCommando

The worst phrase/saying?

I think it's got to be "I love x more than life itself". I always cringe when I hear this, who actually loves life itself? What a load of old tripe. What gets your vote?...