My neighbour has an 06 Mercedes and a K reg Peugeot that he uses for work. He's just gone and got the K reg completely re-sprayed. How much would a K reg be worth now? A lot less than a re-spray.... I...
Just had to smile to myself. I opened a new box of eggs (free range of course!) and with all the information on the lid it said "Allergy information: contains egg". I'd never have guessed!
A few examples of what children write - History In wartime children who lived in big cities had to be evaporated because it was safer in the country. Sometime in the war they take prisners and keep...
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?"...
I just found out my friend had a fling she is married with one child she is 45 years old and when she had this fling she was 43 the lad she had a fling with was 18 years old i am quite disgusted by...
....your birthday falls on the same date as it did when you were born? For example: If you were born on a Monday in 1980 and then your birthday falls again on a Monday in 2012. Does that have any...
We regularly take unwanted items to the charity shop, we favour the Animal Ambulance charity but also take things to other charity shops. I know there has been talk of towns being negatively affected...
Remembering the old joke of "rubbing Vic on your chest!" ..........Its years since I bought Vick VabourRub or Vicks as it is now known as. As I have a blocked nose at the mo caused by either...
My Australian herbal fanatic mate came round to mine the other day, after I'd built my herb garden.
"Lavender garden?"he said.
"Thanks mate, I like yours too."...
what the hell! An Arab sheikh gets into a taxi. He asks the driver to turn off the radio, saying, "In my religion it is forbidden to listen to music on the radio, for in the time of the Prophet...
Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Athens airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. "Occupation?" "No, just here for a...
What is wrong with this guy? Just switched on TV in kitchen, going for News Channel, and Channel 4 came up first showing Deal or NO Deal, He's dressed as a Nurse and insisting on being called Matron,...
How come everybody who was seen originly auditioning could actually sing? Why were there no really bad acts? And how come so many of them had either beein in previous bands, had singing careers etc?
Two Paddies on a tour of London, they spot a shop. Suits £10..Jackets £6 shirts £2. Bl**dy hell says Patrick, now there's a bargain, lets buy the entire shop! Shamus says "ok,...