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A young Native American woman went to a doctor for her first ever physical exam. After checking all of her vitals and running the usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe, you are in fine...

Jemisa

Adult Scrabble... Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect. P N E S I (scroll down) People who wrote SPINE became doctors...... The...

Jemisa

at the Brothel...

This bloke goes to a Brothel and says to the Madam, "I want to get screwed." The Madam tells him to go up to room no/12 and knock on the door. The bloke walks up to the door, knocks on it,...

Sqad

Las Vegas

A guy on holiday in Las Vegas get's a leaflet for massage parlour..."anything goes" He rushes back to his hotel room, dials the number and a sexy voice answers "Heeeloo" (that was...

marval

Late

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has to tell a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the headmaster that she is fed up with his exaggerations. The...

DC_FC

What to do with some Double cream

Ive got a small pot of double cream (think 150g) but not sure what to do with it, could it be whipped up for a desert say ?

Duncer

Further to lateness thread.......

.............what other social gaffes/foibles get your blood boiling. One of mine is people who stop for a blether in busy shop doorways/aisles. We should be allowed to tazer them!...

packardbell

Neighbours cigarette smoke

We live in new terraced houses with small gardens and everytime our neighbours go in there garden for a cigarette , there cigarette smoke comes through our kitchen window and patio door into our...

hc4361

Telling the time, children, watches and clocks

I was very surprised to meet a 9 year old who cannot tell the time by a traditional clock face. He had no idea of 'quarter past' or 'ten to' but could tell and understand the time by his digital...

robert551069

Foods I would not eat for £50

I cannot find the original post, but with reference to the people who said that they would not eat frogs' legs, I am reminded of the cartoon showing frogs sitting in wheelchairs

Matheous-2

Do You Have a Gripe?

The thing that irritates me-and my neighbours are TAXIS (private hire) who sound the horn regardless of the time of night or day to attract their customer. What's wrong with doing what the black cabs...

firewatch

I doubt

I will get any sleep tonight :(

mrs_overall

Theme Park/Funfair Rides

Love them or hate them?

Nini74

It's been 2 days and 20 hours

since my last cigarette! Just thought I'd share my pride in myself xxx

tiggerblue10

Tigger keeps throwing up

Took Tigger and Blue for the yearly jabs yesterday and Blue has lost a bit of weight and her temperatuwas slightly low. She has also been throwing up a lot over the past couple of weeks. The vet has...

McMouse

Teddy Tale

A chap purchased a teddy bear for a tenner today and called it Mohammed, then sold it for twenty quid. My question is......Has he made a prophet? >...

coccinelle

Has anybody noticed?

You watch a football match which lasts 2 x 45 mins and you watch a tennis match which lasts hours. The football players are continually spitting, whereas you never see a tennis player spit!!

IggyB

most annoying modern phrase or saying

Which modern phrases annoy you the most. I personally can't stand it when people say "simples" like that meerkat advert a few years back or "end of" when discussing something... I...

Mojo-Jo-Jo

I'm an idiot

You really don't need to tell me just how big of an idiot I am. I know. I went away for the weekend and left a candle burning (I know). I've come home to a flat full of smoke and a lovely charcoal...

wendilla

Last sighting of SS for a few weeks this evening

Tonight's sighting is 10 21pm only 1 min SW departing SW . Not really worth bothering with . Better luck next time round.

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