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spotit3

Teenager

Just to let you all know my granddaughter became a TEENAGER today. A lovely young girl, not that i would be biased, or anything!
21:59 Wed 18th Jul 201217 answers, last by spotit3 22:39 Wed 18th Jul 2012
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Smowball

Missing person

A woman I know(our children are friends), her husband went missing 2 nights ago. She was in the bath and her son was playing outside. When she got out of the bath he wasnt in the lounge. He had gone....
12:51 Wed 18th Jul 201235 answers, last by baza 15:23 Thu 19th Jul 2012
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tonyav

Wife.

I woke up this morning at 8 and could smell something was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing ! I panicked I didn't know what to do. Then I...
08:28 Tue 17th Jul 20123 answers, last by tenrec 14:22 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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McMouse

Met a beautiful girl

down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex there and then. God, I love my new Taser!...
08:34 Tue 17th Jul 20126 answers, last by craft1948 14:25 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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marval

Groan

There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townsfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all. However, an enterprising journalist decided to get...
20:28 Mon 16th Jul 20127 answers, last by marval 13:19 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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moonraker558

Condoms.

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be...
11:27 Mon 16th Jul 20124 answers, last by Starbuckone 21:21 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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marval

Please Circulate

Please circulate this message around your office, and make sure everyone takes part this Friday. The Leaders of the world are asking for your support to combat terrorism and we are being encouraged to...
16:30 Mon 16th Jul 201220 answers, last by askyourgran 23:03 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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erb56

telephones

i have new a telephone and want to dispose of the old ones ....can anyone tell me the safest way to go about it ?
09:46 Mon 16th Jul 20123 answers, last by Hopkirk 10:32 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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Smowball

A policeman.....

A policeman came to my front door last night, holding a photo of my wife. Is this your wife,sir?" he asked. Shocked I said "Yes". " I'm afraid it looks as though she has been hit...
07:51 Mon 16th Jul 20125 answers, last by marval 13:43 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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madiba

Supermarket Parking

WHILST visiting my local supermarket I was disgusted to find the best parking spaces nearest the door are now reserved for so-called 'Parent and Child Parking'. If these people are fit enough to...
12:37 Fri 13th Jul 201212 answers, last by bednobs 22:05 Sun 15th Jul 2012
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Steve.5

What a strange going on

Up here on the Wirral its been raining every day for 3 months but today of all days St Swithins Day we haven`t had a single drop. Has the old belief been reversed....
20:28 Sun 15th Jul 20128 answers, last by douglas9401 20:39 Sun 15th Jul 2012
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tinkerbell23

Good evening...

did you have a nice weekend? I drank a tad too much last night, i CANNOT believe i didnt have a hangover though. Seriously i deserved one!!! The rents are out, so dad left money for a takeaway...
19:10 Sun 15th Jul 201221 answers, last by Traci66 16:44 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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l15a27

need help with a short sentence

i need a quirky message for personalised sweet bags for my daughters 21st birthday can anyone help me ?
15:11 Sun 15th Jul 201213 answers, last by pizza 10:06 Thu 19th Jul 2012
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hippyhoppy

Cheap and cheerful holiday...

Can anyone point me in the right direction for a cheap and not chavvy week in Spain for Aug/Sept... just for me (pft.. cross that one's I've looked at have heavy penalties for singletons..!!) I think...
18:44 Wed 04th Jul 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:24 Wed 04th Jul 2012
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marval

Golf in the Bedroom

Rules of Play Each player shall provide his own equipment - normally one club and two balls. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the...
19:52 Wed 04th Jul 20127 answers, last by maggiebee 12:31 Mon 24th Jun 2013
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modeller

What is the purpose of the universe?

Let us accept the the fact that there are trillions and trillions of stars , planets and asteroids. Now the bible claims that it was made by an entity we call God. Clerics have claimed for thousands...
21:45 Fri 29th Jun 201243 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:00 Wed 04th Jul 2012
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joggerjayne

You Have Won

Congratulation. You have won £100 cash, or two tickets to an Elvis Presley tribute night. Press ... 1 for the money, 2 for the show ......
07:03 Wed 04th Jul 20125 answers, last by marval 19:31 Wed 04th Jul 2012
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Caribeing

A Nice Cup Of Tea

Just having a jovial debate, Is it a nice cup of tea or a cup of nice tea. The cup can be nice tea not etc!
19:16 Mon 02nd Jul 201228 answers, last by mike11111 21:07 Thu 12th Jul 2012
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marval

To laugh or not to laugh

Catalog - Kitty's scratching post. Intense - Where campers sleep. Reptiles - Kitchen flooring materials owned by a travelling salesman. Attenuate - You had a very late breakfast this morning. If a...
15:33 Fri 29th Jun 20122 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:09 Fri 29th Jun 2012
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marval

Sorry Groan

In the 1900s an English town had fallen on really hard times. For decades its primary industry had been its textile mills, but now the mills were all closed and unemployment was at an all-time high....
19:55 Fri 29th Jun 20128 answers, last by roger 23:43 Fri 29th Jun 2012

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