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atrollope
The Binmen.the Papergirl/boy,Postie.. I usually catch Postie..with the corny line."I think you"ve dropped one"..and give him a little card,containing a tenner..after all,hes a lovely...
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Noseybones
Do the ticks affect they're writing or typing as in do they write or type what they've physically just said or write and type as normal? This is not meant to cause any offence but i do not know anyone...
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Elderman
Well,For 116 years it graced the halls of the National Museum of Wales at Cardiff—the fossilised skeleton of a 200m[illion]-year-old predator that once cruised the Jurassic seas,” says...
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askyourgran
It's almost time to drag out the artificial tree again, it must be getting on for 18 years old by now. I should I buy a new one, but once it's decorated it looks OK. I have some very old ornaments and...
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Playbill
I have just been told that the opening and closing ceremonies for next year's advertising extravaganza - sorry, Olympics - is going to cost £41,000,000. How can this be possible? How many...
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supapapa
Now I know that you can`t have breakfast at Tiffanys but what did Audrey Hepburn have for breakfast at Tiffanys?
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CAJ1
I am currently starting counselling sessions and also being taught CBT therapy to help me deal with issues in my past and to learn to change the way I think. Has anyone here used CBT therapy &...
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2shortplanks
I have no patience. Waiting to hear from the hospital with the results of the amnio I had on Thursday. Should either be today or tomorrow. Going demented. Even considering defrosting the freezer as a...
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dustypuss
Mines pineapple and cheese.
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JonnyBoy12
We all know that there are loads of dating agencies out there on the Internet but are there any for those who feel that "2 is company but 3 is a crowd". In case you had not picked up on this...
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moggie 939
I have an 11w low energy mini coil bulb in my bedside lamp which works well. However, I needed more light so I purchased a couple of the same type bulbs but this time 15w (different mfr) Now I get a...
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Stamford_Richard
Since I heard the news of his death, I can't get this scene out of my head.... "...from you I get the story."...
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Booldawg
1. The Leaf Blower. It blows leaves. From one place to another. 2. The kindle. Its a book that needs batteries; 'but it can store 30,000 books!' I hear you cry. So does the library, who's going to...
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mayennaise
My OH vomited several times last Wednesday. Since then he has been complaining of a burning sensation in his oesophagus whenever he eats or drinks anything hot. He obviously 'burnt' his oesophagus...
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sir.prize
It's snowing . . . .
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micmak
A Bacardi n coke before 8 o'clock. Tonight I'm going to make an exception. This afternoon Mrs MM slipped on the wet floor, I can see in her face that she is in pain. She has now gone to bed. So early...
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TWR
Well? is everyone asleep or are you out of steam?
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BigRooster
I'm not a big fan of police fly on the wall programs such as motorway cops but when I do and you get cops talking about the causes of accidents they have attended . They talk about people eating...
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marval
A big-game hunter went on safari with his new wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them...

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