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carrust

I went...

to bed with a grindstone. The next day I got out of bed sharpish.....
20:33 Thu 05th Jan 20128 answers, last by marval 22:15 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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carrust

I've just....

....started the Oliver Twist diet....It's gruelling......
20:24 Thu 05th Jan 20126 answers, last by joggerjayne 20:34 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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JonnyBoy12

Is the price for this indoor skydiving sky high?

As most of you know I am one of those cowardly people who have never done a skydive. I would, however, consider doing an indoor one if I could afford it. I value your opinion as you do not have an axe...
23:21 Wed 04th Jan 20128 answers, last by PeelerPal 20:42 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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carrust

Doctor doctor...

I think I'm turning into an airport. He said. "I think it's terminal."...
20:15 Thu 05th Jan 20128 answers, last by marval 22:13 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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annadomino

Cashing a cheque

My daughter doesnt want to put a large cheque into her bank, for reasons I'm not sure about. She has asked if I can pay it into my account, and give her money as she needs it. When I say large, about...
18:05 Thu 05th Jan 201220 answers, last by annadomino 16:56 Fri 06th Jan 2012
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micmak

Took Mrs MM to Asda today.......

Stayed outside for a fag, as I always do. Asked her to look at the price of Becks beer, and if it was still on offer for £7 to buy a box. Now my Wife is very astute. When she loads the belt she...
23:00 Wed 04th Jan 201235 answers, last by erin-x 00:13 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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welshlibranr

Thinking of buying a new car!

needs to be quick, want a bit of acceleration, small, four door, diesel, easy to park! as I live in a busy little town and parking is difficult! but still happy with motorway too!..........any...
00:19 Thu 22nd Dec 201122 answers, last by welshlibranr 22:47 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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carrust

The missus....

....has just dug a hole in the back garden & filled it with water....she means well...
20:58 Wed 04th Jan 20124 answers, last by Baldric 12:23 Thu 05th Jan 2012
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shiznit

Cracked Windscreen

A chip has just turned into a crack all across my windscreen as of 20.30 tonight. I have a job interview tomorrow at 11 so can not get it replaced first thing. Is it safe to drive until i get back...
20:41 Wed 04th Jan 201234 answers, last by shiznit 23:16 Thu 12th Jan 2012
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ilovemarkb

average cost???

Looks like i probably need a new boiler! We have heating but no hot water!! My fiance has replaced the diaphragm and "some" diverter valve!. He has ordered a water control thingmybob....if...
16:49 Wed 04th Jan 20129 answers, last by gassafe 13:49 Thu 26th Jan 2012
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Psybbo

Anyone lost 77 bottles of wine

Appeal after unopened wine found in Hagley wheelie bin
18:31 Wed 04th Jan 201223 answers, last by cazzz1975 20:02 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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jkelly24

Speed awareness course

My dad has to go on a speed awareness course in the new year rather than getting points on his licence. I have been told however that if he is caught speeding again within 2 years he will get those...
14:28 Sat 17th Dec 201123 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:18 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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mikey4444

Currants

For many years I thought that the currants that you used to make fruit cake were dried blackcurrants. But I have found out recently that they are in fact a variety of dried black corinth grape. Does...
08:14 Thu 08th Dec 20117 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 16:44 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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wendilla

Spacestation sighting over UK today at 4 43pm for 3 mins SSW departing SSE

Overcast here in Leics .
15:52 Wed 04th Jan 20127 answers, last by wendilla 17:12 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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starone

French Petrol Prices

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two...
23:16 Sun 01st Jan 201215 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:32 Tue 03rd Jan 2012
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daisym6

I need help for a science fair! Rat questions!

I have a science fair coming up and i need help with the question, all i want to know is if your a kid or adult, and what is the first thing that comes to your mind about rats in general, if you like...
22:19 Tue 03rd Jan 201251 answers, last by Twirls 16:53 Sun 15th Jan 2012
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Jemisa

The three tests...

A man walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with £10 notes. He thinks there must be at least five grand in it. He approaches the barman...
22:19 Tue 03rd Jan 201212 answers, last by Baldric 11:08 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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janzman

Here's a conundrum...

What do they use to package styrofoam. Whats another word for thesaursus. When it rains why don't sheep shrink. If the police arrest a mime artist do they tell him he has the right to remain silent'...
21:19 Tue 03rd Jan 201211 answers, last by dog-coco 14:18 Wed 04th Jan 2012
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firewatch

roasting nuts

anyone want any??
20:40 Tue 03rd Jan 201212 answers, last by maggiebee 22:46 Tue 03rd Jan 2012
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Philtaz

Going On Holiday?

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night ... I told her I was looking for cheap flights ... "I love you!" she cried, then got all excited, unzipped my trousers and we...
13:20 Tue 03rd Jan 20124 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:32 Tue 03rd Jan 2012

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