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AB Snow Watch!

Where is it falling? Wiltshire still sunny at the moment.

Foreign object in carton of juice

Last night we found a lump of plastic/rubber in a carton of Rubicon Mango juice. We emptied the carton of juice into a bowl, and there were loads of bits of plastic. When you shake the carton, you can...

Purple_Popple

Drinkies are on me

...arrived home to a lovely surprise from my bank, they have given me compensation for my ppi claim !! :) Only downside is that it is taxable.... but better than a kick in the guts. :)

coccinelle

Funerals

Whose funerals to you go to? Apart from relations, friends and close neighbours. Would you go to a friend's father's funeral even if you didn't really know him and take off time from work?

craft1948

Aren't kids great...................

Little Sally came home from school one day with a big smile on her face and told her Mum "Aaron Smith showed me his willy today!!!" Before her Mum freaked out, she added "It reminded me...

joggerjayne

Really Annoying Features On Cars

Car maker people are good at listing the "plus" features on their cars. There should also be list of annoying features. Here are some annoying features on my car. (1) You can't programme the...

Hopkirk

Never date a tennis player

Love means nothing to them

HowardKennitby

What you drinking?

I am drinking Valpolicella, how about you?

EvianBaby

One, Two, 10, 11.....

This may reveal my utter stupidity but can someone tell me, when you write numbers, why are numbers one to nine written as words and 10 and above written with numbers?

daisym6

Whatsour favorite pet?

Just wondering... if anybody has different pets then me which I don't think is possible because i have a ZOO!! Plus I'm bored. :P...

sinderella

john terry / chris huhne

Chris Huhne's ex-wife is to replace John Terry as England Captain - she's apparently very good at taking penalties.

marval

Lingerie

A modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on her panties and bra. "Yes...

Athley

Happy Birthday to Barmaid.

WISHING YOU A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD SUPPLY OF VINO IN XXX

Eve

How is everyone?

Argh it's the second night in a row I've been waiting in for a plumber to fix my broken loo. 2 hours on and after having left work early to get home for 6pm and still waiting. So cold too! Just had to...

Jemisa

24 Hour ECG tape recording.

I've just recieved the app't to have this done. This is a recording of my heart taken over 24 hours. Because after open heart surgery my heart still has an irregular beat. 5 patches will be placed on...

MissCommando

Good god, does this really happen?

I've heard about this for the 1st time tonight. I honestly can't believe people do this sort of thing. Is this website/sex act for real or just a joke? Don't look if you are easily offended/repulsed....

slinkycat

"Put together on a friday"

Heard this expression for the first time today, I'm guessing it means that its a thing that is done quickly and shoddily because the workers want to clock off for the weekend?

marval

Shoes or Boots

A psychiatrist was trying to comfort a new patient who was terribly upset. "You see, Doc," the patient explained, "my problem is that I like shoes much better than I like boots."...

Gizmonster

This is FUNNY - a must read !!!!

Okay so I'll start at the beginning: I do the washing in our house. Anyway at the last wash, a few days ago, I emptied the washer and hung all the clothes on the radiators and the underwear on the...

benny3008

If you could choose....

One new category/topic to be added to the AB topic list, what would it be?

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