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I was on the bus...

yesterday, and a young woam sitting on the long seats at right angles to me opened the top of her shirt buttons and proceeded to renew her roll-on deodorant on her underarms, in front of all the...

mccfluff

what's for lunch

haven;t seen one of these for a while so just thought i'd do one, esp for sqad me i'm having cherries, a cheese ham salad wrap and i'm contemplating going and getting some wedges...

DTCwordfan

Valentine's Day Poems - Cornish Verse.

Heard in the local tonight, a Cornish Valentine's: "Roses are Red, Violets are Blue The flowers are so expensive Stolen daffodils for you" Let's see the verse, folks. I am surprised that the...

shiznit

3rd Windscreen in 6 months

I can't believe it has happened again, I don't know wether it is just bad luck, or windscreens are not as tough as they used to be. Stone hit my windscreen again yesterday on my way to work. Rang...

DTCwordfan

Question - Hospital terminology

I need a Boxie, Sqad or someone with hospital experience. What is the term for those balloons in an operation that go in and out during an operation, helping, I guess, to control and regulate a...

Hopkirk

Qwerty Keyboards

Am I alone in thinking these are just plain stupid?

marval

Dog Maths

A farmer is wondering how many sheep he has in his field, so he asks his sheepdog to count them. The dog runs into the field, counts them, and then runs back to his master. "So," says the...

Essaitch57

A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight...

Molpluck

Personal Breathalyzers

When does the law enforcing all motorists to carry personal breathalyzers come into force in France ?

bunkmoreland

pet cat torn apart by hunt

happened at the weekend .hunt lost control of their dogs and pack jumped a private fence and poor little cat paid the price . such a great sport !!

joggerjayne

Got The Blues

Any of you guys snacking? I'm finishing off a few cheeses (Lanark Blue, Cote Hill Blue, Roquefort, Brie) with some (very) cheap and cheerful sweet red wine....

mandimoo

netflix

Ive just had a look at their site and on first look Im not very impressed. There are several categories (for example Action, Comedy, Anime, Horror, British), but in each category there only seems to...

Thunderchild

petrol versus deisel

I'm in the market for buying another car (something around the £0-1000 mark preferably 700 tops). I'm wondering about deisels, I here they are quite good these days. My concerns are as follows:...

TheOtherHalf

London Hotels ?

We are thinking of staying in London week comm 27 feb for my biggie birthday. Can anyone recommend a really good hotel as I know you can pay loads for something thats rubbish. Dont mind paying as long...

Groupie

I was at Birmingham New Street train station today

when some scabby old prostitute said to me, "If you give me 20 quid, I'll make you very happy." I immediately pulled out the money from my wallet and said, "Excellent, can I have a...

bailes1994

out of date products

i bought a meal from kfc including a bottle of pepsi, the bottle was dated for 2005, am i liable to sew ?

TWR

Do you?

Often wonder if there is life after death? does it make you think where do we go? interesting? lets see.

EvianBaby

Swimming for fitness

I want do maybe do some swimming to get some excersize but im pretty nervous because im really not a strong swimmer and could maybe only manage one length of the pool before having to take a break. If...

angi21

How does he feel about me?

I recently met a guy, after being single for a few years. Being a bit rusty at the dating thing, I can't figure out what he wants. Originally, I think both of us totally expected our first meeting to...

tinkerbell23

Clubbing age

Furthermore to my prev thread in b&s The 12y old is away clubbing with her pals (underage disco im Sure) Whats your opinion? I was allowed to go to unders discos at 12....but was attending the...

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