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starone
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first. 3. No one expects you to run -- anywhere. 4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 A M) and ask, 'Did...
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pillj123
My favourite word for today is Turkish Babaghanush.....it sounds like a Kate Bush melody! Do you have a favourite word that tickles the taste buds??...
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slinky.kate
a mandolin for my sons birthday,a steam iron for a wedding present,,gave son his pressie and he loves it,he has about 6 guitars so this is differant
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail....ally-getting-hug.html The animal kingdom still knows much more about disciplining it's young, that some of their human counterparts tend to ignore. Great pictures....
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marval
When Bill Gates was a young lad he had a pet crow. He tried teaching the bird to speak, introducing a new word each day. To his disappointment his black friend would not utter a sound, until finally...
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beso
The OPERA experimental team at CERN have announced that problems with the stability of the timing equipment have been found. As predicted, it comes with none of the media attention given to the...
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mrs_overall
One of my kids would have the name Campervan
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lardhelmet
dying of malnutrition here. OK, I might be waiting for my bottle of Prosecco...
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SIRandyraven
In the past I have always booked return flights and then upgraded using Air miles to Business out and Upper Class back. LA last year and Vegas the year prior .... Anyway this year I want to fly one...
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Mick-Talbot
I've just spotted a mouse in my outbuilding, it's hiding waiting to pounce on me. hate the things with a passion HELP!...
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joggerjayne
Michael Vaughn can't be dead !!! =0o...
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carolegif
My Dad died on Friday (94), just 3 months after Mum. He lost heart without her. Have been trying to sort things out, but then had to have our elderly cat to sleep on Monday. I think it is going to be...
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starone
Men Are Just Happier People for the following reasons:- Their last name stays put The garage is all theirs. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be...
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marval
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's...
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path-8
Can anyone tell me the name for theft from a consecrated building,I cannot for the life of me remember,thanks.
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wendilla
6 54 for 2 mins. SW Could be promising tonight clear skies near Leics. I have no more listings for uk.Next times could be during the night or early mornings which I don't post....
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mrs_overall
Previously, I've never had any problems after a GA. I had an operation on Thursday and I'm home now, but I can't keep awake and feel permanently groggy. I even fell asleep on the loo this afternoon!...
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carrust
I've just escaped from a house fire. Everything was burnt including the bottom of my shoes....It was soul destroying...
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d9f1c7
I watched a science/biology documentary recently where they said that very little of the human body is older than about 15 years at any one time, ie due to cells getting replaced and general...
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carrust
There's a new reality TV show where Catholic insects go climbing... Its called....I'm a Celibate Flea Get Me Mountain Gear..........

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