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joggerjayne
http://mancunianmatte...re-does-sport-go-here Northern Thunder (remember them?) ... are clearly annoyed that Netball is not an Olympic sport. As are we all !!!!! Let's face it ... look at some of the...
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robert551069
In Brighton,East Sussex, the Fire Brigade fit and service smoke alarms free of charge. If you do not have one where you live, you might like to request one from your local Fire Brigade. The one I have...
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bellazella
Me one weetabix, then a smidge of chocolate cake, and then a wonderful parmesan chicken, basil and garlic tomatoes, and watercress salad
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NoMercy
My strengths lie in cooking, conversation, organisation, coordination and smell/taste. How about you?...
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maggiebee
Wife by text to husband at work ............ "Windows at home frozen - what should I do?" Husband - "Spray some de-icer or pour hot water on them" Wife a few minutes later -...
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missprim
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The barman walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about...
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Hettster
Are homosexuals who are open about their sexuality allowed to serve in the Armed Forces in the UK?
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nailit
When your time comes to draw your last breath, would you like it to be suddenly (as in a heart attack) or would you like to have a few weeks to maybe put your affairs in order and to reflect on your...
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bellazella
Acting has come a long way, but some of the film actors are really bad, one of them is the overrated John Wayne
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bellazella
When i go on a double decker bus, i dont go upstairs anymore
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JonnyBoy12
I am not quite sure if this is the right area for this question but need to ask it anyway. Can any of you ABers recommend a brand of electric hair clippers for me as I have just managed to burn mine...
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pizza
Jokes definitely need their own heading. It doesn't seem right under phrases and sayings A lot of people especially new people to the site don't know where to post jokes. ....
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sunny-dave
... what's on your menu ? Here it's a toasted ciabatta roll stuffed with brie & rustic salami - washed down with a small drop of NZ Sauv Blanc :=)...
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piggynose
has he been suspended permantly?
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weecalf
The worst noise is the sound of people pouring wine in to a glass and notice the look on their face when they are pouring it .Could there be summit invented to stop that noise maybe wooden cups .What...
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ronni21
mine has to be brummie no offence,saying that i shared a flat with a strong glaswegian and all i ever said to him was "yes" or stare blankly at him which had its problems
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Bravehearted
My VW Golf is left out overnight on a dark country lane. I have recently found out that it is being visited by some pesky varments who have taken to helping themselves to the felt insulation under the...
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Famous5
As I drove home last night I was overtaken by a police car with blue lights flashing. About 500 yards after me the police car drove past a speed camera (sorry, safety camera) which also flashed. Just...
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j0nb0y
I am a man, aged 42. For the last couple of months I have been getting spots in exactly the same area of my forehead, they just seem to pop up, stay a while, then leave a purple mark where they have...

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