An English professor was reading Canterbury Tales to his class and noticed that one of his students had fallen asleep. The professor was annoyed enough to send the book spinning through the air and...
Not certain where to post this, but here goes. Does anyone know of any registered charity that collects green milk bottle tops? Time and again people say they are collecting for a disabled child who...
After checking the Transport for London site, I get the impression that off-peak travel times are from 9.30am onwards; in other words there are no afternoon peak times as far as using a Travel Card is...
There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got...
In the absence of a telecoms section.....has anyone else been getting quite aggressive telesales calls this week? I've had a couple where when I've gone on to explain that as a subscriber to the TPS I...
...but not with honey (yuk) At the mo I'm using two sweeteners then stirring in some Options chocolate drink powder ( banana and Turkish Delight are both gorgeous !!) but I don't want to get bored....
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.' To the Scotsman he...
Well it looks like the final nail going in the coffin of the Royal Snail as we know it. Sorry postdog. The Telegraph reports the possibility of 2nd class mail rising to 55p a stamp in April and then...
I have two St Bernards, the boy is 18 months old and the girl is 5 months old. The boy is on Arden grange adult lamb and rice, i just wondered if he should be on large breed instead. I would be...
Planning a golden jubliee party, and have hopefully a few coming, looking for new and exciting sandwich fillings, will of course have coranation chicken,but would love a few new ones tia
Title says it all really. A friend of mine needs a DNA test for her son (approx 2 months old), as there are doubts as to who the father is (that's a different story - so don't even ask). She's not...
Over the last few days i have become really sensitive to smells round about me. No idea where it has come from but simple things like someone sitting next to me with perfume on is making me boak, as...
Today I have taken delivery of a new Fridge/Freezer and the firm of Hotpoint has offered me an extended two year guarantee for parts and labour in the sum of £69. (3yrs in total) Consequently, I...
