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Psybbo

Welcome back jj

How was your long weekend on the slopes?
20:54 Sun 26th Feb 201232 answers, last by jno 21:46 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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ATTILADHUN

Rowan Atkinson - a funny man!!

We took our children to see Johnny English Reborn today. Rowan (MR Bean) really lived up to his standard as funny man alive. Could anybody replace him as Mr J E??
20:20 Sun 26th Feb 201213 answers, last by LoftyLottie 10:06 Mon 27th Feb 2012
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Justme

Whats the name of the film?

Whats the name of the film where Arnold Schwarzenegger chops someones arm off ?
20:15 Sun 26th Feb 201211 answers, last by Mattk 18:34 Tue 28th Feb 2012
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tinkerbell23

Went to see hypnotist

Last night....adult themed show... Watched it through my fingers half the time as i was MORTIFIED for the participants.....but oh so so so so funny!! Good wee night out...change from being totally...
13:43 Sun 26th Feb 201222 answers, last by tinkerbell23 21:19 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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carrust

Top Tip

An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
12:00 Fri 24th Feb 20127 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:08 Sat 25th Feb 2012
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maggiebee

Racing Snail

Paddy's racing snail was not winning races anymore. So he decided to take it's shell off to reduce it's weight and make him more aerodynamic. It didn't work, if anything it made him more sluggish....
13:39 Fri 24th Feb 20125 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:07 Sat 25th Feb 2012
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andy-hughes

Things I have never eaten.

A recent thread on here about KFC prompted me to think about things I have never eaten - easy enough for me because I have a seriously limited palate - the of a five-year-old is about right for me!...
17:54 Sat 25th Feb 201258 answers, last by DaisyNonna 00:17 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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Fanriffic

Decisions Decisions - What Car To Purchase?

I'm thinking of downsizing my car later this year due to the rising costs of running the car i.e. petrol, road tax & insurance etc. I currently have a Ford Focus 1.6. From my short list, they are...
20:57 Mon 20th Feb 201217 answers, last by Fanriffic 00:28 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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genthon

exp date on frozen fuit pie

Will a fruit pie be safe to eat when exp date is Feb last year? Even if ok I guess quality won't be good?
15:54 Sat 18th Feb 201214 answers, last by NOX 00:02 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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Nibble

RIP Frank Carson

Have a Good Sleep, Frank. It was the way you told them!!!! Frank Carson Stand Up Jokes So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'. "Someone...
22:28 Wed 22nd Feb 20129 answers, last by Nibble 10:15 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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starone

The answers a golfer gets from his caddy

The answers a golfer does not like to hear #10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake." Caddy: =Think you can keep your head down that long?" #9 Golfer: "I'd give...
20:59 Wed 22nd Feb 20125 answers, last by EDDIE51 09:00 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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tinkerbell23

Sun sex and suspicious parents!

Anyone watching!?? I LOVE it- brilliant programme... Id kill my parents if they followed me!! Theyd also kill me LOL Would you ever do something like that!?? Follow your kids or snoop? Or dis your...
21:19 Wed 22nd Feb 201214 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 22:34 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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marval

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a...
21:43 Wed 22nd Feb 201259 answers, last by The Builder 17:35 Thu 08th Mar 2012
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Daniel_Allan

Are people always overly polite with my looks?

Let me start by stating that I DO NOT hate myself, but growing up my mother occasionally said I was ugly, and the rest of my house was filled with older, narcissistic men. Personally I feel that I'm...
20:23 Wed 22nd Feb 201223 answers, last by David H 03:07 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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EvianBaby

What happens first?

This is how bored I am today..... If I throw a lit cigarrette into a bucket of ice would the heat from the cig melt a small bit of the ice first or would the moisture extinguish the cig first?...
09:55 Fri 10th Feb 20127 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 21:12 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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starone

Wine versus water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In...
20:28 Wed 22nd Feb 201210 answers, last by Starbuckone 08:12 Thu 23rd Feb 2012
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HowardKennitby

UK postage rates

Heard something on the radio earlier today about Royal Mail wanting to put up the cost of 2nd class post by over 50%. That will certainly reduce the number of crosswords I enter unless I can do them...
19:33 Tue 21st Feb 201229 answers, last by DaisyNonna 21:03 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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bravejordy

Blood Test - How Long Should I Fast For?

I'm due to have a fasting blood test at 9.30 tomorrow morning but how long should I fast for? I phoned my doctor's this morning and the receptionist told me I should have nothing to eat or drink...
18:14 Tue 21st Feb 201216 answers, last by Sqad 07:51 Wed 22nd Feb 2012
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starone

Heard on the London Underground Tube Train

This is a list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... 1) 'Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying...
20:39 Tue 21st Feb 20124 answers, last by MASS1961 23:13 Tue 21st Feb 2012
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mandimoo

baked potato - how long?

approx how long, and at what temperature in a fan assisted electric oven (in deg C if poss) for a medium sized baked spud please? i did not start it in the microwave.
18:47 Tue 21st Feb 201214 answers, last by snags 00:24 Wed 22nd Feb 2012

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