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Greetings from sunny Spain!

Evening all! Hope everyone is good! I certainly am! Sat on the decking outside our van/chalet in Spain having a glass of sangria after a few hours at the beach! My fiancé is starting up the BBQ...

Bobbisox

Phobias, do you have any?

Birds are mine... LL says Golliwogs and Clowns are hers.. do you know why you have a particular phobia?...

josaphine32

Bonefires

Is it Illegal to start a Bonfire now, Or Does it have to be a certain time, Rural Area, Village. Thanks Jo...

Groupie

I went into the Shell gas station this morning and asked the employee for £15 worth of gas.

He farted and gave me a receipt.

itsmefolks

Is this legal? I sell home brew equipment. One of my customers who bought a wine kit from me asked if I would make it for him to save him the bother? Of course without thinking I said yes, but would...

johnlambert

cockerel in built up housing estate

Is it legal to own a cockerel in a housing estate in the middle of town as my inconsiderate neighbour has one that wakens me every morning at 5;30 AM

housemouse

red arrows

The "Red Arrows" are a wonderful sight,and must be as much of a thrill for the Pilots,as it is for people watching. We have them perform here every year,at the Balloon Festival we also have...

ELVIS68

Ironing...a womans job!

Simple science tells us that women should be ironing. The difference between 'male' and 'female' is obviously the 'fe'. If we look up 'fe' in the periodic table it stands for iron. Science 1 - Women 0...

Richie616

How much are your energy bills?

I have just had the following energy bill summary for the past 12 months: Gas £474-66 Electric £327-45 I live in a 3 bed Semi (slightly extended) with my wife and two teenage kids. I have...

hollie1586

my BP is 110/50 and pulse is 47

Im a 25 yr old female. are these readings ok?

Sqad

Just youths?

Shoplifting costs the retail outlet something like £5 billion per year. Yes shop lifting is looting without the violence. I just wonder if many of the people and some ABers who condemned the...

mrsmaveric

good evening everyone...........

hope you are all well and ready for the week ahead.....

barb1314

Light fitting wires

Ok so I'm rubbish at electrics but wondered if anyone can answer this question. I have a new light I want to put up in the lounge. After turning off th eleectricity when I've unscrewed the ceiling...

JonnyBoy12

Please sign this petition against high fuel duty online

Sorry if this is the wrong area, but have just seen petition which you all must sign. It is to get the government to lower fuel excise duty which is crippling this once great nation's economy. Can I...

tillyh345

Blandford Forum Van Man

A bit cheeky but.... Any one know someone round Blandford Forum with a Van, that could help a young couple move over the weekend from Stourpaine to Blandford not a lot of furniture probably do it one...

ilovemarkb

water leak?

I have water leak in my back yard. Not sure where its coming from until we lift the paving slabs up. will i pay to have this fixed or will it be up to the waterboard? thanks

mike11111

An AB record

This must be some sort of record. No one has yet posted a "What are you having for Sunday lunch/dinner?" thread today.

cybil2403

Sterilisation or Coil?

I have 2 children, one if each. I have no desire to have anymore children nor does my partner. I want to be sterilised as I don't want to take contraception until I start the menopause! My partner...

Maydup

How long does your "big shop" last?

We live in a area which is popular with tourists, so to avoid the traffic at peak times we do a big shop at the begining of the school holidays and then just pick up a few odds and ends locally for a...

ll_billym

Horse walks into a bar...

Barman says 'Why the long face?' Horse says 'Because you tell the same f**king joke every time I come in here'.

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