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wildwood

Clocks in Heaven

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the Pearly Gates, hesaw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks....
07:46 Sat 27th Aug 201110 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 12:18 Sat 27th Aug 2011
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moonraker558

Some b@stard's just pinched a pair of my wife's knickers off the washing line.

She's not bothered about the knickers but she wants the 12 pegs back.
10:12 Sat 27th Aug 201111 answers, last by treetops1 20:21 Sun 28th Aug 2011
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flobadob

I'm 30+ but only remember a day's worth of my life.

I was just thinking there, I'm in my 30's now, but I feel if I were to sit down and rack my brains about things that I've done and played them out in real time, I doubt if I could come up with 24...
14:36 Wed 24th Aug 201111 answers, last by ummmm 11:09 Tue 27th Sep 2011
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mrs_nordling

Moving Outside Door

Silly question maybe but do I need planning permission to re-site a back door?
20:41 Mon 22nd Aug 20117 answers, last by bushbaby_de 16:14 Fri 26th Aug 2011
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has

WoooooHooooooo.................

I've finally got an avatar! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
19:36 Thu 25th Aug 201143 answers, last by carandrog 23:03 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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bestmum

Maggot

Has anybody have any idea how to kill maggots in and around our wheelie bin. Any help would be appreciated.
20:28 Thu 25th Aug 201122 answers, last by tinpotLizzie 22:04 Mon 29th Aug 2011
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Allovera

I love the way this site works

It;s good, is-int it ? It's not rocker -science like some. It's just straight-froward,...
22:46 Wed 24th Aug 201118 answers, last by Prudie 20:08 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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sunflower68

Alcoholic

I spent a lovely lunch with friends this week in a pub and a neighbour of one of the girls sauntered over to say hi. Well he was off his box and continued to down pint after pint of Stella at the next...
19:11 Thu 25th Aug 201136 answers, last by scotman 23:00 Fri 26th Aug 2011
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Richie616

Claiming an 'abandoned' motorbike...

A friend of my sisters asked if he could keep a motorcycle in her shed for a while whilst he went abroad. That was 3 years ago and she has not heard from him since. She now wants rid of the vehicle...
06:00 Mon 22nd Aug 201113 answers, last by Richie616 07:19 Sat 24th Sep 2011
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docspock

Grounds for divorce

Does being asked to wash up twice over two consecutive days count as unreasonable behaviour ?
17:40 Thu 25th Aug 201118 answers, last by cc1 18:04 Fri 26th Aug 2011
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gadgetgeek

Cancel a Sainsburys order

My wife has inadvertently hit the confirm and purchase button on the online Sainsburys website whilst processing an order for a tv. At the time she was trying to enter her nectar points and voucher...
18:54 Thu 25th Aug 20115 answers, last by sunflower68 10:40 Fri 26th Aug 2011
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vallaw

Eating on a budget

I'm a single pensioner, I have an occupational pension, state and SERPS so not on the poverty line but have to be a bit careful so I can afford my favourite red wine. I cook everything from scratch -...
20:17 Wed 24th Aug 201123 answers, last by Anngel123 19:02 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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ICEQUEEN20

GCSE's taken a year early at 15

My daughter has taken her GCSE's a year early at 15 and just got the results she passed English, Science and History but failed Maths. So she can retake the Maths next year. Trouble is I dont want to...
14:47 Thu 25th Aug 20119 answers, last by Brinjal 19:57 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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docspock

Is there anything nicer than...

Sitting in a cleaned out shed, having a fag and a drink and listening to the rhythm of the falling rain, I feel a song coming on.
16:01 Thu 25th Aug 201131 answers, last by Carakeel 19:35 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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flobadob

Worst thing about being an atheist?

I think it's that you'll never know if you were right, you'll only know if you were wrong.
14:22 Wed 24th Aug 201177 answers, last by flobadob 17:36 Fri 26th Aug 2011
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echokilo

National Blood Service Contact Name

Does anyone know who the head of the National Blood Service is? Dad has experienced shocking service at donation session today, and not for the first, second or third time either!! He gave up and...
18:45 Wed 24th Aug 20119 answers, last by echokilo 16:48 Thu 25th Aug 2011
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Jemisa

Who wanted blonde jokes??...

Top Dumb Blonde Jokes Yes, the top best blonde jokes of all time! (In reverse order - best last. Please read the Disclaimer.) ---------------------------------------------...
23:31 Wed 24th Aug 201112 answers, last by factor30 13:33 Fri 26th Aug 2011
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docspock

Back in 20 mins, apparently I have to wash up.

Is there no end to this female domination of us mere males.
17:35 Wed 24th Aug 201122 answers, last by Allovera 21:37 Wed 24th Aug 2011
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Barmaid

Coughy sneezy cat

Never before has ASBo had a cold. But for the last 24 hours he has been sneezing and coughing. He is OK in other respects, but should I get the kevlar gloves out and put him in a box and take him to...
22:34 Fri 19th Aug 201129 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 18:19 Wed 24th Aug 2011
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rich47

DIY Wills?

Are there any "do it yourself will" packages available anywhere ... either computerised or manual?
09:27 Wed 24th Aug 20116 answers, last by buildersmate 07:50 Sun 28th Aug 2011

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