Do some pigeon races go across the channel? About half an hour after leaving saint malo on the ferry, a pigeon with a ring on either leg landed on the railings of the ferry, and stayed there until we...
Women ! They just don't have the same sense of humour.
My missus didn't find it nearly as funny as I did when I replaced one of
her tampons with a party popper....
When asked in a supermarket if you would like a "bag for life," I said "No thanks, I already have one," whilst looking at the wife.... 3 weeks on my black eye still hasn't healed.
Do you know of a site where I could get a translation of the Happy Birthday Song, into Farsi? We have Iranian friends and I thought it would be nice to make their little boy a Birtday Card for the 1st...
A Geordie goes to the hairdresser's and says, "Gi' us a perm."
The barber shoots him a funny look for a moment. Then he says, "Ah wandered, loonly as a clurd..."...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_elevator Would this not cause entry and re entry friction or due to low speeds can this be avoided? What heat is generated outside a rocket leaving and re entering...
40 firearms cops
20 armoured vehicles
17 regions police forces
Several helicopters
SAS support
A tornado jet
and the guy was still walking around town.
Hide n Seek champ 2010!...
......shot himself, providing instant justice for his victims, and saving hundreds of thousands of pounds in taxpayers money on a criminal trial and keeping him in prison for x years Well done fella,...