Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:
"Windows frozen"
Husband texts back,
"Poor some luke warm water over it."
Wife texts back,
"Computer completely f****d now."...
A Yorkshireman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked... "Wonderful!" Being the kind hearted Yorkshireman, he thought, "What the hell, I'll treat her!"...
A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman:
"Ayeup, lad I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet:
"Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman:
"Nay, I've browt it wi' us"...
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet, he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller:...
Help on last few please 10d, Put out Status Quo's 1974 disco hit (4-3-4) r?c? t?e ?o?? 30a, X's forward projection (5) ??n?? 25d, Bounty character inherited it - hopeful about that (10) g???r?s?t?...