The madam opened the brothel door in Miami and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed, good-looking man in his late forties or early fifties. “May I help you sir?” she asked. The man replied, “I want to...
Something rather strange happened on Sunday with one of my Alexas. Son and I were sat eating in the kitchen when we heard voices. I got up and walked down the hall to see where it was coming from, in...
I've been trying to break up with an optician recently. It's really hard.
Every time I say I can't see her any more she moves an inch closer and says "how about now?"...
It's said that Hitler meddling with the decisions of his senior officers hindered the Nazi war effort. There was a report on the wireless this morning that Putin is going to take a closer role in the...
A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their 10th wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion I think that it is time I made a confession.........
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If a person with an addiction (smoking for example), were to have an injury, which put them in a coma for a year or longer, would they still have the addiction after waking?...
Some of you will no doubt have read the Mickey Haller (Lincoln Lawyer) novels alongside the Bosch ones and no doubt many of you will have seen the film, 'The Lincoln Lawyer.' Netflix are running 'The...
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Auntie Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely...
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/liverpool-fans-booed-fa-cup-26965839 https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2022/05/15/liverpool-fans-branded-shameful-booing-national-anthem-duke/ As you...
Yet again the UK is expected to struggle - if not actually be in last place - in the Eurovision Song Contest, regardless of the quality of our entry. This is apparently representative of a hatred of...
A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work. Eventually, as a last hope, the doctor refers...
How many will watch it? We have not watched for many years. I must admit I will this year because I love our song,and really have taken a shine to Sam Ryder. He's gorgeous :o) and with a great voice...
Any idea what the daily rate might be for a jobbing builder to do some basic repair work , ie, pointing, a little brick-laying etc. ? Outer London borough (South)
Cheers. D...
I am ashamed to say I only speak my mother tongue, despite all those French lessons for five long years at school. I am tone deaf, cannot mimic or do accents and have trouble coming to terms with the...
Dave is now making up stories based on his Wordle guesses. His first two today were Saint and Grope. Can’t tell you his third for fear of spoiling but it’ll be an interesting story. Could you write a...