A dog with one of his feet in plaster , swaggers - John Wayne style - into a saloon in the old Wild West . He goes up to the bar and says- '' barman ,whisky , neat please '' He downs it in one , slam...
My new driving licence has arrived at last - my first photo licence. How anyone could identify me from the photo is beyond me - the photo is very dark but if you look really hard you can sort of see a...
...it was a good watch but very disappointed with the ending. All the bad things none of the good. Usually there is at least something good to come out of a story like this.
I've been doing the above puzzle daily since it was advertised on here. For the umpteenth time, having 4 correctly placed letters and with 2 or 3 possible solutions, i have gone alphabetically. And,...
Recently emailed requesting that a quiz be sent to me. It was, along with a rather snippy note saying I had not returned the last three he had sent out. Fair enough, but I would only return if I had...
Conversation between husband and wife: ----------------------------------------------------- WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not...
A man and his wife entered a dentist's office. The wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're...
I've had a great laugh this morning. My GP surgery has asked me to give a 'motivational' talk to a group of type 2 diabetics to 'encourage them to accept their diagnosis and make lifestyle changes'. I...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-60204847 Presumably now Liz Truss has been stricken with Covid, or at least tested positive. A cynic might say first the Met rides to the rescue and now an LFT...
Boris may face a rebellion or he may not but whatever happens I hope he’s remembered for the good he’s done and not for the mistakes he’s made , the very thought of having someone like KS running the...
Is anyone else finding this slow and tedious? I sat through the first episode thinking it has got to get better, and was rewarded(??) with an explosion at the end. Thinking it would pick up this week,...